Dearest First Years,

The infamous shaft

By this time next year, most of you will be in McBain. Now, McBain is great! Unlike last year, you won’t have to weigh the principal disadvantage of Carman (the roommate) against that of John Jay (dirty floor bathrooms). McBain gives you both in a beautiful building that hasn’t been renovated since was “recently” renovated in  2005. Alternatively, you could make haste to get the LLC application and RA recommendation done by NOON TOMORROW. You have 24 hours. Whatever your decision, we wish you well.


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