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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan.

Props for partying in honor of a movie you were ten years old for, 2016.

Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and then smoke it behind IAB.

;)

One more screenshot after the jump. Teaser quotes: “Oh goodie.. Condoms are on me! <—-that was a joke….unless….lol jk” and “wait..you’re not going to Columbia?”

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Mean Girls without Mean would just be Girls. We wouldn’t want that now…..

  • I make a motion says:

    @I make a motion to host a ‘rager’ for the prefrosh during NSOP and serve nothing but non-alcoholic beer and virgin daquiri’s. Then watch how many of them get ‘fucked up’ while we actually do. I’m sure they’ll come as long as there’s Skrillex playing.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Most of them are 18. That being said I feel like a prospect list is in order.

  • uhhhh says:

    @uhhhh SEXXX IN THE CITAYY. ’12 for life.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Long live Stephan Vincenzo!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I feel like Bwog comments are even worse during the summer…

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Bwog comments are by definition the worst thing in the world, so it’s impossible that they could get any worse in the same way it’s impossible to go any faster than the speed of light. However, if everything else in the world has magically gotten better, Bwog comments may appear worse.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Summer makes everything better, except Bwog comments.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous i love bwog comments.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Yo Bwog, maybe your readers should take a look at this: http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/30/the-busy-trap/

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Newfags can’t triforce

  • My Best Friend says:

    @My Best Friend is obsessed with jewish women.

    i wonder if there are any prefrosh who are also obsessed with jewish women and whose best friends would like to help them out too?

    is there some organization i can refer him to for something like, JLA, jewish-lovers anonymous or some shit?

    no one has helped him yet. i would like to help him. somebody has to take the initiative!

    come. let us join hands in this fight.

    signed,
    concerned jewish guy who thinks jewish women are just regular chicks, nothing more special as, say, penelope cruz (non jew) or emma watson (non jew)

    1. is your best friend says:

      @is your best friend asian? and is he into prefrosh chicks? Cause I already called the first one to turn 18.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous you and your best friend both sound like absolute douche nozzles. yes offense.

    3. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous wait what.

  • First says:

    @First hottest prefrosh to turn 18 is on me. I called it.

    – 28yro Columbia PhD Student, ’14

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous read the fine print

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Darron Kinney, is that you?!

    1. Darron Kinney says:

      @Darron Kinney No, this is Patick.

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