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Tyler Benedict
Today’s First Senior Wisdom: Tyler Benedict, from CUMB and other annoying things. Want to get more annoyed? Go watch him read at Orgo Night tonight.
Name, Hometown, School: Tyler Benedict; Dayton, OH; CC.
Claim to fame? I’m the annoying guy from Orgo Night and all those CUMB videos. For a brief moment I was also annoying on TV.
Where are you going? Right now? Probably to HamDel. Why, where are you going?
Three things you learned at Columbia:
- Haters gonna hate.
- You will have the best conversations with people who disagree with you, even if said conversations don’t always feel good.
- If you want a quiet place to poop, head to the seventh floor of Dodge (h/t Ziyad Abdelfattah).
Back in my day…Ferris didn’t suck, gifs weren’t a thing, and there was still a line at the package center.
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I don’t know…I give nice hugs? Honestly, I have no idea why I exist, I’m sort of waiting for a meteor to come down and end the whole charade.
Write a CU Admirers post to anyone or anything at Columbia: To JJ’s curly fries: I couldn’t have done it without you. We made it, baby.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Last time I checked, you couldn’t get free blowjobs at Westside on Fridays. So yeah, I’ll stick with cheese.
One thing to do before graduating: Go on a road trip with the marching band. We promise you’ll remember most of it.
Any regrets? I probably should have said hello to a lot more of you than I did. But as a wise man once said: no regrets, Texas forever.
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@clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose.
congratulations, ty ty baby.
@clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose.
congratulations ty ty baby!
@G(tb)^2 “One thing to do before graduating: Go on a road trip with the marching band. We promise you’ll remember most of it.”
So true.
@This is possibly the worst SW ever written It’s honestly awful.
@Orli Tyler, you’re the best. you absolutely nailed orgo night once again and writing it with you has been the best part of college so far. twas a gift to learn from the master.
Carry on my wayward son!
@anon Tyler is the best. Go get a hug from him while you can!
@FNL 4EVA Just when you thought he was taking this whole thing as a joke, he quotes Mr. Tim Riggins. You clearly have at least some shit together.
@jj 14' jj 14 fo’ life!
@Anonymous You sound like a senior asshole.
@Anonymous And I dont see any steers on you either, Texas.
@Anonymous What the fuck does that mean? If you’re making a reference to the above senior wisdom, I didn’t read it. The guy looks like an asshole in that picture.
@Anonymous is he single? is he straight?
@Gandalf Is it secret? Is it safe?
@Anonymous hmmm, yummy,,, “cumb”
@Anonymous lyke dis if fnl makes u cry evry time
@JJ14 That’s three senior wisdoms now from JJ14 2009-10!
@jj 14' for a second, I forgot Grecia existed…
@One of the best guys I've ever met It’s been an honor, sir.
@Anonymous This SW was annoyingly lame.
@JJ11 4 Lyfe LMAO DAM THIS DUDE MAD lol u dont gotta be salty like dat dude just chill in the cut and do you baby let my boy Tyler have his moment idk but remember i still got love 4 u 2
@CC'14 I mean, this is probably uncalled for, but OP does have a point in that it seems like very little effort was put into this SW. I’m sure there are plenty of people who would’ve liked an opportunity to write one, and they’re entitled to be a little miffed that someone who got that opportunity doesn’t seem to’ve used it to it’s full potential.
JJ11 doe, I feels you, but you bein’ mad annoyin’ and shit.
@JJ11 4 Lyfe shit man u hurtin my feelins and shit but love u 2
@CC'14 ^ meant to be a response to @Anonymous.
@Anonymous the most obvious james bennett post i’ve ever seen
@Obviously James Bennett Come on, Jonny Lee, buddy, this ain’t right man. Still love you though.
@hey there is this James?
Sure does sound like you.
@Westside Shopper Wait—I was supposed to pay for those blowjobs? Awkward…
@Anonymous Tyler is literally the nicest and funniest person of all time! He’s so friendly to everyone he meets and manages to be such an effortless comedian. I’m really lucky to have gotten to know him briefly before he graduates!
@Texas Forever JJ’s curly fries. Preach.