Today’s First Senior Wisdom: Tyler Benedict, from CUMB and other annoying things. Want to get more annoyed? Go watch him read at Orgo Night tonight.
Name, Hometown, School: Tyler Benedict; Dayton, OH; CC.
Where are you going? Right now? Probably to HamDel. Why, where are you going?
Three things you learned at Columbia:
Back in my day…Ferris didn’t suck, gifs weren’t a thing, and there was still a line at the package center.
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I don’t know…I give nice hugs? Honestly, I have no idea why I exist, I’m sort of waiting for a meteor to come down and end the whole charade.
Write a CU Admirers post to anyone or anything at Columbia: To JJ’s curly fries: I couldn’t have done it without you. We made it, baby.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Last time I checked, you couldn’t get free blowjobs at Westside on Fridays. So yeah, I’ll stick with cheese.
One thing to do before graduating: Go on a road trip with the marching band. We promise you’ll remember most of it.
Any regrets? I probably should have said hello to a lot more of you than I did. But as a wise man once said: no regrets, Texas forever.