BuzzFeed confirmed every Columbian’s pre-existing opinion: we’re hot, and brains we’ve got. We’re the 5th sexiest, smartest college in the nation, actually, right behind Brown, Dartmouth, Princeton, and UPenn, weighting equally the laboratory-confirmed DateMySchool hotness index and Forbes’ college rankings that place us at #8, behind Williams and the U.S. Military Academy. What could be off about that?! Columbia’s indeed got something for everyone’s taste—GS students for a mature, Brad Pitt-esque physiognomy, SEAS students if you’re into the spectacles, and Barnard and CC students for stereotypical reasons we’ll let you determine. Admire on, Columbia, even if you kinda can’t.