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Primal Scream for Noobs

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release your inner scary ghost lady

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose.

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs:

  1. If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy.
  2. At midnight, open your window or go outside.
  3. Scream. Loudly. It should sound like this. Morningside Heights residents will wonder if you’ve been “skewered,” apparently.
  4. Keep it short. Some of you will be tempted to scream for more than three minutes. Ignore this temptation.
  5. Addendum: if you’re a senior, put on your sweater and report to Alma at 11:50 pm.

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