The return from winter break marks that hallowed time when students actually go out at night instead of sleeping/doing homework/applying for jobs/[insert probably acceptable excuse here]. Let these notes from the field serve as your hazy memory of last night, (because Momma Bwog knows you don’t remember any of it.) Remember to send your stories to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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Apparently someone was having a party in what used to be ZBT’s brownstone, cause what do they have left to lose?
EC was reported as “not empty.” Reports have trickled in stating that “some seniors in EC threw a “freshman year throwback” party for which the price of admission was a photo of yourself from three years ago.” There was “much dancing on couches to golden oldies, ie Super Bass and Empire State of Mind.” IE students have been forced to find ever increasingly creative ways to get drunk.
“In other news, EC was probably the classiest I’ve ever seen it on a Friday night.”
1020 was a late bloomer. At 12:46am she remained empty, but at 1:23am Sunday morning one tipster decided “1020 is crowded ish now but maybe I’m just drunker.”
For those looking for alternative locations to the Heights there was a “birthday party for a sophomore upstairs at Vareli on Saturday night. Saw multiple girls tripping down the stairs who didn’t know how to walk in heels while drunk, saw 2 girls’ tushies. Girls looked fun, flirty, and sorority-esque, but boys seemed odd and many had unnaturally colored hair.”
“Last night I walked down to 101st and got tacos at like 3am and I only realized it this morning when I saw the receipt.”
Things left behind after a Woodbridge party: “a cartoon of menthol Davidoff cigarettes from Hong Kong, duty free, corduroy pants, a (glass) Voss bottle refilled with enhanced water, Allen Edmonds bowling shoes (shoe horn and shoe stretcher included)… & my dignity.”
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1020 gets weird(er)