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“Sea Of Dicks I’ve Sucked” is a viable suggestion

So, it appears that we’re going to have to live with this strange John Jay-JJ’s amalgamation for a few more weeks ( perhaps longer, depending on how the repair takes). This isn’t any kind of major inconvenience – John Jay serves mozzarella sticks just fine, and we can take trading basement Foosball for more seating area – except for one small problem: we don’t know what to call this new fused dining hall.

Sure, we could just go on referring to John Jay during non-John Jay hours as John JJ’s just like most other Columbia students for the sake of sheer convenience, but it doesn’t have quite that ring, that spirit, that pizzazz that we crave in our acronyms. “John JJ’s” just does not compare to the intimidating “PrezBo” or the elusive “Deantini.”

In order to resolve this dilemma, Bwog is holding a contest: how should we refer to John Jay during JJ’s hours? Send your suggestions to or leave them in the comments below by 11:59 pm next Tuesday, February 28th. The winner will receive one (1) swipe into John Jay during JJ’s hours.

We’ve come up with a few suggestions ourselves to get you started:

  • John Jacob Jingleheimer JJ’s
  • John Jay But Every Time It Hits 9 pm It Gets Fatter
  • John Jay’s J
  • Jay Squad
  • Smoke a (John) Jay
  • John Jayyy lmao

Where are the vaginas in this sea? via Overheard @ Barnard

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