Good morning, Columbia! How was your Bacchanal? Did you get CAVA’d? Did you darty? Did you even fucking survive? Luckily, campus recovered in time for Days on Campus! Time to check out what’s going down today!
Happening in the nation: Trump has officially taken is 16th trip to a golf course during his presidency. That’s it. That’s our news.
Happening in NYC: Rikers Island is closer now than ever to finally being shut down. But, if that were to happen, there’s a high chance that new prisons would pop up in every borough. Hopefully progress will be made (in the right direction) regarding Rikers soon.
Happening on campus: Tonight from 8:30 to 10 pm the CU Political Union is hosting a debate on Freedom of Speech in an Online World. Head on over to 501 NoCo to catch some fiery discourse!
Overheard: “How many days a week do Columbia students usually go out?” – prospective student. “EIGHT!” – lit hum boy.
So, this is a thing. Do with it what you will.