merry chrysler!

As the last weekend of fall semester comes to a close, Columbia still manages to have some meaningful events: like Orgo Night, Primal Scream, and lots and lots of exams. :(

Bwog Tries To Study

• Had a MIDTERM
• Finally sent out my resume/cover letter
• I swear I actually managed to study for finals
• Did not study
• Failed epically at my first final!! three more to go woohoo
• Wrote a 15-page paper on 90 minutes of sleep.
• Had a lot of caffeine (I don’t normally consume it) and felt like I was high. But was still productive!
• Wrote a 30-page paper, the longest I’ve ever written.
• Finished all my studying on Thursday afternoon; stopped caring entirely, albeit prematurely, about the semester
• Slept all day Saturday instead of studying
• Primally screamed my stress away (not really)
• Decided that studying can’t save me at this point.

Bwog Finds Time To Do Things Even Before Finals

• Made the impulsive decision to go to DC at 3 AM with my friends 2 days before exams
• Saw Ted Cruz and Ted Cruz’s facial hair (ugly)
• Went dancing in Brooklyn and sprained my pinky to Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon
• Made brownies from a mix while drunk and massively fucked up. Not sure how: maybe I forgot an ingredient?
• Made smores in the microwave
• Drunkenly shouted, “WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY SISTER?” at a boy whom I suspected of having a crush on my sister. (I was correct.)
• Skateboarded to flat top to meet my aunt for Sunday brunch only to find out it wasn’t Sunday
• Had a 90 minute massage and woke up the next morning only to find like six weird bruises on my back :))))))))))))))
• Walked from SoHo to West Village to Greenwich Village to Chelsea and spent a total of three (3) hours in three (3) bookstores
• Ran into an acquaintance from high school on the plane, awkward catching-up ensued
• Ate foie gras mousse followed by foie gras-stuffed quail and came to terms with the fact that I’ll have to send myself to the guillotine during the impending class war
• Went down to bushwick with my roommate and forced her to text her crush of six-months
• Spent quality time w/ my friend at a doctor who themed bar
• Got hit on by a dom in Starbucks
• Had my friend throw my bwog egg into the quad
• Drove!! God I missed my car
• Primal screamed outside Butler!
• Learned how to make an origami stingray and dolphin!
• Wrote Orgo Night! Performed Orgo Night!!! Lost my voice for the next 3 days!!!!
• Watched a lady escape from the police at union station
• Went to my first orgo night and it was amazing.
• Blacked out a party right after singing “thank u, next” next to my ex. Blacked back in while we were puking in the same trash can.

Happy Holidays, from Bwog

• Drank peppermint vodka to help write Orgo Night, perform Orgo Night, and finally celebrate the completion of Orgo Night.
• Walked around Furnald for the first time wearing Christmas onesies since coming to Columbia and had a photoshoot
• Went Christmas shopping!
• Stayed at my sister’s tree-trimming party in BK until 3 am, hung out w/ a bunch of 30 olds
• Was informed my best friend is picking me up from the airport at 5 AM. she knew when I was arriving and I didn’t even know myself. I will never meet someone as great as her
• FaceTimed my sister whilst she projected my face onto the wall at my niece’s seven birthday party so I could sing happy birthday and watch her blow out her candles.

Sick And Crying Bwog :(

• Sick as a fecking dog for a week. Thank the Good Lord I have no exams.
• Cried when my friend left yesterday
• Cried when I saw my ex in John Jays today
• Cried when I spoke to my friends back home and missed London
• My roommate had to check herself into the ER after being so sick from possible dining hall food poisoning.
• Seriously considered Botox because my eye bags have been out of control following crying and exhaustion
• Basically just cried a lot.
• Cried over my hometown!
• Had my “crying over Bwog” moment a week late, at a band party.
• Got super sick just in time for finals