Oh, good morning! Look, it’s the Columbia men’s swim team, doing their part to give prospective students the Best. College. Tour. Ever. More photos — because look who’s suddenly so interested in Columbia athletics! — after the jump.

It’s time for another chapter in the sorry tale of Madonna Constantine, the TC psychology professor who found a noose on her door and later found herself the subject of a plagiarism investigation. Anyway, she’s back, and she’s suing Columbia for wrongful termination. She had planned to appeal her termination, but that having apparently not […]

As some of our more movie-savvy readers have noticed, Hermione Granger (also known by the alias of “Emma Watson”) is currently touring the Ivy League, having already made stops at Harvard, Yale, and Brown (?), and provoking geeky analogies that Bwog certainly will not engage in. Though, just for the record, we would like to […]

Bwog once again presents the Friday Sports Roundup, now with national media attention! Women’s Soccer: We are giving women’s soccer the top slot today, both because of their stellar record, and because of the national media attention they’ve drawn. Last weekend, the team won its fifth and sixth consecutive games. On Saturday night, reigning Ivy […]

Many of you no doubt perked up in late August when the U.S. News & World Report college rankings were released. Others pretended they were too cool for those rankings, and then snuck in a peek anyways.  Well, now, the Times of London has released its own rankings, and, unlike the America-only U.S. News rankings, […]

How can we have an election without voters? Let’s register! What if we want to start a holiday early? Let’s have a carnival! What do we do now that a radio station isn’t on the dial anymore? Listen online! What happens when we wait for a new president? Speculate! What if I want to follow […]

You may have tests and essays as far as the eye can see…but then again, it’s supposed to be unbelievably gorgeous this weekend. Decamp yourself from Butler and discover joy again.     Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I Kiffe NY: French Urban Cultures Festival                Various times and locations through Oct. 28th                                                              Go be thuggin’, French-style.  More […]

About half the College freshman class turned out to vote on Tuesday for this year’s 2012 leadership, and after a short hiccup created by switching over to a new electronic voting system (Miami-Dade here we come?) results are out! The REAL Party – headed up by President Erik Kogut and VP Hannah Wilentz – won […]

The people of Postcrypt are advertising for an event tomorrow night by — how else? — erecting an homage to the Eastern Bloc, right on your College Walk. According an email from the club, the makeshift Berlin Wall is here for you to draw on, the theme for tomorrow’s show being “Propaganda.”  There’s even a […]

Over two years ago, Bwog noted the appearance of a Lactation Room in Carman. It actually appears that there are seven such rooms of requirement scattered around campus, the most recent of which–for the women of SEAS–is the first one yet for an undergraduate school. Are the recesses of Mudd better suited for procreation? Or […]

For our next installment in a series on the best of what Greater Morningside has to offer: bagels (with apologies to those celebrating Yom Kippur). In order to maintain at least the pretence of fairness, in choosing bagel places to review, I stuck with those that either explicitly define themselves as bagelries (meaning they probably […]

Can you miss the good old days of something you never actually experienced? Everything I know about politics I learned from Stuyvesant High School Why can’t Broadway be just like it used to Wherefore art thou, print media! Catwalk it back to Venus de Milo, she says

Bwog Editor Juli Weiner spent the night in the land of Brobdingnag. Names and details have been omitted to protect the innocent. Last night, twenty of the largest people Bwog has ever seen stood assembled in suits outside Butler. Passersby stopped to stare at the group, as it is not often persons of this width […]

WKCR got the money ($270,000) Chalfie got the money ($1.5 million) Columbia got the money ($150 million) Columbia might lose the money ($7.2 billion)! “Uncle Ronnie” got the money ($700 billion) Plus: the War on Fun part bazillion  

Midterms are here and procrastination season is in full swing, so Bwog wants to help you make the most (make the least?) of your wasted time. We’ve created a bingo game for everyone studying in Butler to play. The game board is filled with 25 of Butler’s most common annoyances and quirks around exam season. Everyone is eligible—simply […]