Fuck it, they’re actually all just Dean Martin songs. I don’t give a fuck.

Finals may be here, but that doesn’t mean the news stops. Catch up on what’s been going on before you make the final push. 

As the year draws to an end, one staffer reflects on his tumultuous relationship with the Carman elevators.

Bwog’s humble correspondent gives you a quick run-down of the May USenate Plenary session, the final one of the year. 

Rackrock Magazine has been accused of plagiarizing interview questions from a student unaffiliated from the organization. 

Exactly what it sounds like: reviews of rooftops or other restricted tall areas around campus and Morningside that Bwog has accessed. Standard disclaimer: you’re like not supposed to do this yourself or whatever.

If you’re feeling lost with the end of the school year approaching, look no further than to your favorite LitHum book for guidance. Here’s how you should be spending your summer, Columbia-Core-style.

This past Monday, Columbia College announced that 97 seniors will be inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its spring inductees.

He stared into her glistening eyes and said, “My name . . . is Tuesday Bwoglines.”

Barnard first-years, sophomores, and juniors, rejoice! You will no longer have to pay for laundry. Seniors, we’re sorry you won’t benefit. And prospies, take note—Barnard just got a lot better than wherever else you were thinking of going.

So angsty. So New York.

Also, the new Avengers movie deserves all that hot buzz.

Do you find beer pong stars irresistible but always unsatisfying? Bwog has the solution to keep you from making the same old mistakes. 

Every few weeks, Bwog’s Book Club recommends a book. This week we’ll recommend two beloved essays.

We know that double life is hard (in more ways than one) but that doesn’t excuse this kind of behavior. Just follow these six simple rules and free us from our torment.