We are all DEFINITELY ready for a break–take yours at 4 am in Butler with these trap essentials. We apologize for the emotional whiplash that may come along with listening to Future while you try to study for your Econ midterm… Low Life by Future feat. The Weeknd  Uber Everywhere by Madeintoyo  Sorry Not Sorry by Bryson […]

Dudes have body image issues too (shocker of the century?), so it was only a matter of time before the “realistic Ken” was created as a counterpart to the revolutionary pseudo-Barbies that were designed with attainable BMIs and non-eternally-high-heeled feet. (Out) The only way we found out Nancy Reagan died is through this announcement that […]

Everyone says that getting a lot of sleep is crucial to scoring well on exams—but when you’ve got four tests in one week, the concept just seems impossible. Luckily for you, Bwog has created a helpful quiz that will help you determine how you can manage (or, what you need to sacrifice) to get yourself […]

It’s almost here! You’ve been waiting since January 19th, we know. But now that the day is finally arriving, what will you be doing? Where will you be going? Just know that wherever you’ll be for Spring Break, it is what you make it. You have the power to make next week fabulous, and this […]

Donald Trump, the human manifestation of the John Jay sushi roll, is a step closer to becoming our venerated emperor; he handily won the Michigan primary. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders unexpectedly carried the state, prolonging the struggle for the Democratic nomination. (Reuters) Kim K makes use of her crown and takes a stand against body-shaming. (Elle) Europe’s plan to relocate refugees to Turkey […]

As Bwog sits through our midterms this week, we’ve been amused with the sometimes hilarious, often extraneous thoughts which go through our heads. A Bwog staffer records their thoughts during an average experience of taking a midterm, inspired by true events. The beginning (75 mins left) OK what do we have here. I’ve studied for all of 10 minutes for this […]

The Furnald birds are chirping, students are stress eating, and unaffiliated children are running around campus. This must mean spring is slowly beginning to sprung. To get you out of your midterm slump, Momma Nature decided to bless us with some nice weather this week. Today, the high of 66 degrees. Oh my, that is […]

If you are new student at Columbia this academic year, you are required to complete the Sexual Respect and Community Citizenship Initiative by March 20. If you did it last year, you are merely “strongly encouraged to participate.” While March 20 may still seem like a far way off, it’s actually the last day of spring […]

Today is Michigan’s Republican and Democratic Primaries. Be prepared for a barrage of targeted political ads, out-of-context soundbites, and diatribes from your Facebook “friends.” At least the excitement will keep your mind off midterms. (MichiganLive) If the Primaries aren’t keeping your mind off your next big test, perhaps the threat of worldwide nuclear devastation will. […]

One more week, Columbia. One week from today, we’ll all be enjoying warmer climates, or having Netflix marathons without needing to break for homework, or going on cool adventures without a textbook in sight. Who knows – we might even be asleep. But for now, unfortunately, we’re still stuck in the hellhole of Butler 209, trying […]

At this time of year, when we look back on our notes in preparation of midterms, we occasionally find funny, trivial, and downright unrelated content in the margins of our notebooks. Below is a sample of some of our favorite content, courtesy of the sleepy, uninterested students of Bwog. Page headers aren’t real notes: “Fuck […]

As we pointed out earlier, dear readers, we are currently at the peak of midterm season. And that can only mean one thing: Columbia students are doing some weird shit. (Or, we’re putting out weird vibes, and the objects on our campus are just picking them up.) To tell the truth, Columbia, we’re a little […]

Meet your future medical students, investment bankers, and, as of last night, period pundits. Early this morning, Bwog was tipped about a heated discussion happening in the Columbia Class of 2016 Facebook group. Last night, CCSC Student Body President Ben Makansi, CC ’16, posted a Google Doc titled, “Reasons Why Pads are Necessary in Addition […]

It’s the most wonderful day of the year. You know the day – it’s a day for celebration (of your suffering), a day for gifts (of terrifying tests), and a day for love (of coffee and Redbull.) It’s the day we’ve been looking forward to all semester. Midterm Day. We’re sure you, like us (and […]

“Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens” will be released on DVD at the start of next month! Promised special features include footage from at least seven deleted scenes and looks at how BB-8 was created and how John Williams scored the movie. (The National) Speaking of movies, Disney’s and Pixar’s newest feature, “Zootopia,” is […]