More or less. Senior Staff Writer Sophie Tobin recounts an extremely serendipitous encounter she had a few weeks ago.

Inspired by her favorite Twitter account, here are Senior Staffer Sophie Tobin’s Columbia takes on out-of-context quotes from America’s favorite tall child.

Staffer Sophie Tobin recounts her near-death experience at the hands of the MTA.

Wake me up when this mid-September heatwave ends. But first: Bwoglines!

The only thing REALLY worth crying about is JJ’s being out of mozzarella sticks. Take it from Daily Editor Sophie Tobin, who shed a whole lot of pointless tears during her first year of college.

Marijuana might not be legalized as soon as we thought???

Good news: live music and free food! Bad news: this means the impending doom of your exams are looming before you. It’s time for Orgo Night and Midnight Breakfast, y’all.

Take a minute to relax and read today’s Bwog In Bed!

Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!

It’s not all that bad out there, but…

Check out Bwog’s take on what the hell people are trying to communicate by strutting around campus wearing non-Columbia merch.

Tragically not all of these Bwoglines are rabbit-related, but they are Bwoglines nonetheless.

THERE’S AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN. I REPEAT: THERE IS AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN.

Read till the end for some hella wholesome content.

It’s now or never, folks. Speak now or forever hold your wrecked GPA.