This article is Guest Writer Spencer Davimos‘s precautious attempt to veer Columbia away from entering its Joker arc.

From Guest Writer Elaine Ryan: TTI had a horrifying roommate (TW Ed Sheeran).

Have you been paying attention to our advertisements recently?

Featuring Sweden, jackets, taxis and photography, are today’s Bwoglines actually news, or just a Columbia ski trip?

Guest Writer Kirsten Trevino shares a foolproof guide to never having an awkward interaction during those first few weeks on campus.

From Guest Writer Samara Mohan: a chronicle of her first vegan lunch at Hewitt.

They’re free*! They’re healthy**! They’re nourishing***! And best of all, they’re easily available on campus!

Applications are due Friday, September 16 at 11:59 pm!

Honoring food, education, and history is the name of the game today.

Guest Writer James Coppersmith brings us a Detective’s Log on this Mystery.

Staff Writer Kate Mekechuk attended Barnard College’s annual Convocation at the Nave of Riverside Church.

Last Sunday, Bwog Illustrator Eli Reville and Events Editor Ava Slocum attended WKCR’s Fall Welcome Concert and BBQ! The event, held in Roone Auditorium, featured live music and DJs from Columbia’s own radio station.

Some pop culture news, some rain, and some progress in Ukraine.

FWOC = First Week Of Classes.

Sidechat is crazy, y’all.