Guest Writer Linus Glenhaber investigates what he assumes will be the next varsity sport.

The college on a hilltop rang in the new school year at Riverside Church this past Tuesday afternoon.

Aaaaaand we’re back! Back with weekly coverage of CCSC and in-person meetings! Never has anyone been so excited to dive right into the details of Parliamentary Procedure like this year’s CCSC, with us right beside to write about it.

“We all live in a yellow nuclear-powered submarine.”

It’s the battle of the goats, in Riverside Park.

No one wants to hear News Editor Victoria Borlando scream. Just subscribe to BwogLetter and enjoy her pretty pictures.

ESC is back in NYC (but still partially virtual).

You? Basing your life decisions off of your coffee addiction? never.

Today at 9 am, members of the Student Workers of Columbia began voting on whether their Bargaining Committee should have the authority to call for a strike if they deem it necessary to further negotiations for a still non-existent contract with the University.

The return of the woolly mammoths, and the return to New York City’s public schools.

Spoiler Alert: bad.

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Second is the first to lose, said Abby Lee Miller once.

As of September 13, 2021, Columbia will now require community members to show proof of COVID-19 vaccination to enter various indoor spaces that include but are not limited to entertainment, dining, and fitness spaces.

We’re back folks! If you missed the long lines in the dining hall, well, I guess you’re happy now.