The school week’s almost over, and so is this sentence. Here’s Bwoglines.

Barnard Residential Life might love to spite students in most respects, but part of their new rollout of free alarm clock services ensures that you’ll never sleep through that 8:40. 

An anonymous Bwog staffer has found the best place to yell, and s/he wants to share these findings with you.

Have a great third day of classes, Columbia! Here are today’s Bwoglines:

Hey. It’s me again. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, standing above you, spraying you with this can of Raid. Well, I’ve finally worked up the courage to say what I want to say to you: get the fuck out of my house.

On a day to day basis, our Bwog email inboxes get bombarded by a lot of spam emails. 

The housing website says that 47 Claremont, also just known as Claremont, has bike storage in the basement (see image).

Happy second day of classes! We hope you get off every waitlist you’re currently stuck on. In the meantime, Bwog brings you today’s news as you figure out the best way to curse everyone ahead of you.

Classes are in full swing and our field notes officially are too! Here’s what we were up to during our glorious can’t-stop-won’t-stop-NSOP.

I think about Russian Doll (the TV show) on a daily basis.

CULPA is down and everyone is scared. 

This Bwog Staffer is locked in a perpetual battle with being locked out of their Plimpton suite. 

Like High School Musical put it so articulately, this could be the start of something new (and by something new, we mean the new semester)!

First day of classes is here! First-years will be showing up to classes 10 minutes early with a full set of office supplies and Ferris avo toast, while seniors will be showing up 10 minutes late with nothing but a coffee and an empty pen. 

Throughout the summer, Bwog Staff spent their times in cool locations around the globe. On this, the last day of Summer 2019, we bring you a tropical installment of Houses & Homes.