Hear ye, hear yeet, it’s time for all to be graced with wisdom from the one and only.

A’s poetry has made Bwog grow chest hair and sob all at once.

This past Monday, Columbia College announced that 97 seniors will be inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its spring inductees.

He stared into her glistening eyes and said, “My name . . . is Tuesday Bwoglines.”

Barnard first-years, sophomores, and juniors, rejoice! You will no longer have to pay for laundry. Seniors, we’re sorry you won’t benefit. And prospies, take note—Barnard just got a lot better than wherever else you were thinking of going.

So angsty. So New York.

There was no CCSC meeting last week, but today they’re back at the Satow Room, with a couple of empty seats (and no livestream).

Bucket List brings to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. If you notice any events excluded from the list or have a correction, let us know in the comments or email events@bwog.com.

Self-appointed ballet editor Elle Ferguson serves you the tea on the Miller performance last weekend.

Rounding out our Senior Wisdoms for the day is a newfound poetry master!

Sports seasons are almost over! We are almost done! Read about it. 

And our second Senior Wisdom of the day brings you tips on how to stop school from getting in the way of your education and more!

Our very first Senior Wisdom of the semester goes to Mo Crist, preeminent Vandenburg stan.

Also, the new Avengers movie deserves all that hot buzz.

We’re back with Science Fair, Bwog’s weekly curated list of interesting STEM-related talks, symposiums, and events happening on campus. For science and non-science majors alike, our list will bring you events that will satisfy your scientific curiosity for everything from astronomy to zoology, and everything in between.