This shit was two and a half hours long. GSSC Bureau Chief Andrew Chee provides the highlights of the elections, including some brief drama.

Staffer Levi Cohen dwells on dwellings.

Bwogger Danielle Mikaelian has a grammatical bone to pick.

Staff Writer Abi Peters lucked out with an entire dingle all to herself. What does one do with all that space? Here are ten ideas. 

Tragically not all of these Bwoglines are rabbit-related, but they are Bwoglines nonetheless.

Student Government Association? More like Super Garage Aardvark!

I’m not saying that I’m a good woman, but don’t even I deserve rights, too?

Wondering what to consider as you choose a Meal Plan for next year? Internal Editor Zoe Sottile helps you eat good. 

Pump bump lump jump trump dump HUMP day. It’s hump day!

Deputy Editor Vivian “Kill All Crustaceans” Zhou and GSSC Bureau Chief Andrew “Champion of the Land Creatures” Chee set out to recoup their tuition by consuming an inordinate amount of lobsters.

Staff writer Abi Peters recounts her Carman Horror Story – and no, there’s no mention of an NSOP party.

Craving some exercise to work out your body avoid studying as much as possible? Get both done at once with these Core Curriculum-inspired workouts, brought to you by the Bwog Staff. 

Reminder to exercise your right to vote in SGA elections if you haven’t done so already! Voting takes place on myBarnard and is open until noon on Wednesday, April 17th. Make the suffragettes proud. #BoldBeautifulBarnard

The verdict is in: today is Tuesday.

Spring weather, end-of-semester existential crises, and more drunkenness in this weekend’s field notes.