In a lighting fast meeting, GSSC discussed allocation of funds, while also giving updates about the housing survey and Student Health Ambassadors. Big Boi Bwogger Andrew Chee presents the recap from GSSC.

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is filled with morbid curiosity about the world and decided to sit down and do the math on how many people are in the Hudson on an average day, dead or alive.

We’re just weeks away from the biggest party this side of Morningside, and there’s still no official word on who the Bacchanal headliner’s going to be. In the event that no one’s yet been picked, we’d like to offer some (very implausible) suggestions. If you’ve got any info on Bacchanal, the phone lines are open at tips@bwog.com.

Sent from a cinderblock wall.

People commonly consume Wedding Soup on Wednesday.

Managing Editor Zack Abrams, while not interested in getting a tattoo himself, collected these reviews of tattoo parlors in NYC from Bwog staffers who did get inked. 

Housing registration for Columbia and SEAS students for the 2019-2020 school year closes this Thursday, March 7th. Lottery numbers for each registered group will be available on March 26th, post-spring break. Confused about how it all works? Internal Editor Zoe Sottile breaks it down. 

Over the weekend, Bwog Staffer Maya Corral spent most of her time eating Skinny Pop, wearing a bright blue volunteer beanie, and watching films at the Athena Film Festival.

SGA meets at 8 pm every Monday in Diana 2! These meetings are open to all Barnard students, but we all know you’re too busy stealing coffee mugs from Peet’s, so Bureau Chief Leena Chen has it covered for you.

Tuesday Bwoglines are now 50% off!

Disclaimer: Both Bwog and Dante Alighieri do not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.

If you have a Hydro Flask you have to read this.

Bwog Sports Editor serves you the sports tea.

Solange’s new album “When I Get Home”, Venezuelan Juan Guidó, deathly Alabamian tornadoes, and NYC snow in today’s Bwoglines.

Newsletter Editor Eva Sher has been in bed for two hours now refreshing her email, Facebook, and Slack feeds hoping for a snow day tomorrow.