Barnard first-years, sophomores, and juniors, rejoice! You will no longer have to pay for laundry. Seniors, we’re sorry you won’t benefit. And prospies, take note—Barnard just got a lot better than wherever else you were thinking of going.

So angsty. So New York.

There was no CCSC meeting last week, but today they’re back at the Satow Room, with a couple of empty seats (and no livestream).

Bucket List brings to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. If you notice any events excluded from the list or have a correction, let us know in the comments or email events@bwog.com.

Self-appointed ballet editor Elle Ferguson serves you the tea on the Miller performance last weekend.

Rounding out our Senior Wisdoms for the day is a newfound poetry master!

Sports seasons are almost over! We are almost done! Read about it. 

And our second Senior Wisdom of the day brings you tips on how to stop school from getting in the way of your education and more!

Our very first Senior Wisdom of the semester goes to Mo Crist, preeminent Vandenburg stan.

Also, the new Avengers movie deserves all that hot buzz.

We’re back with Science Fair, Bwog’s weekly curated list of interesting STEM-related talks, symposiums, and events happening on campus. For science and non-science majors alike, our list will bring you events that will satisfy your scientific curiosity for everything from astronomy to zoology, and everything in between.

This weekend, students from Matt Palmer’s Herpetology class traveled to the New Jersey Pine Barrens on an overnight trip to observe amphibians and reptiles in their natural habitats. Senior staffer Betsy Ladyzhets and fellow classmates Connor Moore and Adriana Fratz documented the trip in haikus. Read on for verse just like Bashō intended.

Do you find beer pong stars irresistible but always unsatisfying? Bwog has the solution to keep you from making the same old mistakes. 

Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing campus journalism. But this… does put a smile on my face.

Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of antisemitism and a shooting.