Yesterday, Secretary of State John Kerry said that he has no time for a meeting of the “flat earth society,” blasting climate change deniers in a talk he was giving on Indonesia…badass. (AJA) The New York Times Editorial Board just wrote an article on why New York State’s parole system is entirely failing to acknowledge […]

At tonight’s CCSC meeting, Daphne Chen announced that 2016 representative and Campus Life Committee member Ben Kornick resigned for “personal reasons.” In this letter to the council’s board, leaked on our anonymous tip form, he disagrees with the current state of the Campus Life Committee (one of four committees) and notes how he hopes to […]

This weekend of romance has come to an end. Scurrying back into their camped out spots in Butler, Bwoggers stopped to ask a few of tonight’s patrons what they did for Valentine’s Day. Hallway I went to a party at Harvard I cooked dinner and watched Blue Valentine. Realized there are more fucked up relationships […]

The first assignment for many students taking Adam Cannon’s Intro to CS class is to make a CUNIX homepage with the basic requirements of a few links and a picture. Bwog’s resident script kiddie Kevin Chen wrote a program to see which UNIs had websites—here are some people who went above and beyond. My Little […]

Bwog needs your help. An epidemic is sweeping the nation dare we say world?. Thousands have become bedridden from the chaos. Few choose to go outside. Many Valentine’s Day plans fell through because partners became infected. I repeat, Bwog needs your help. Along with the other poor victims of the world, Bwog has been binge […]

Sometimes you’re just lonely on a Saturday night when you ain’t got nobody. The LLC had you covered this time, with an event titled “How to Hug.” And if you have to ask who doesn’t know how to hug, the answer is Bwog’s hug-phobic Britt Fossum. Apparently Columbia is so devoid of warmth and basic […]

We get the meal plan isn’t always the easiest thing for upperclassman to have, nor do many of them want it. However, there sure are times when a JJ’s burger could hit the spot, or a steamy bowl of pasta with an alfredo/red sauce mix could take a terrible day to bacchanal level. Fret no […]

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll add them. Our recommendations for this week […]

Florida still has learned nothing from the Trayvon Martin case. (Washington Post) Remember kids: don’t walk, text, and subway. (Gothamist) I don’t understand why you’re not spending your weekend watching this show. (BuzzFeed) Aren’t those crazy sex dolls enough? (Slate) Scared shitless via Shutterstock

If you thought Bwog scared the incoming first-years away from posting on their class Facebook page, you thought wrong. We thought we were done poking fun at them, but then the prefrosh surprised us with a whole new round of Facebook gems. Okay okay, we’re done until RD decisions. They thought they could keep us […]

Recently Bwog caught wind of a baffling rumor that there is a substance-free floor in McBain. Yes,  McBain of vomity bathroom, penthouse party, sky-falling fame, has a dry floor (the first floor, in fact).  A little investigation proved the rumor to be true, and Bwog sat down with sophomore substance-free resident, Fabi, to learn a […]

Low Library kicks off the SEAS 150 anniversary with pretty blue lights glowing through the snowstorm. Bwog dared to leave the warmth of Butler to photo-document this. It’s like a magical fairy castle full of administrators!

The Coalition Against Sexual Violence will hold a community forum this Sunday in the Lerner Satow Room from 12 pm to 2 pm. The discussion will center around how we can change the culture surrounding rape and sexual assault on campus, and how Columbia can reform its policies and improve resources for victims of sexual violence. […]

Last night, the Lions played their hearts out against Harvard. Lions lover Max Rettig was there to witness the heartbreaking loss. The game itself was intense, with the Lions and the Crimson sharing back-and-forth 2-point leads.The score was 30-28 in favor of Harvard at halftime. However, Harvard took control in the second half, turning a […]

As you madly scramble to apply for jobs this summer, Bwog brings you the story of the extremely shitty first unpaid “internship” of a bright-eyed freshperson who wasn’t on work-study. Read it and remember that even if you land a super lame job, it’s not the end of the world. So there I was, newly […]