Frankly, we’ve always relied on our parents to buy us groceries, and we’re tired of hot pockets for dinner.

News Editor Victoria Borlando is evil now, and she has taken up the challenge of imagining the worst possible combination of celebrities to engage in a Contemporary Civilization seminar.

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY BWOG!! Here are a select few people of note who share our day of birth.

To celebrate Bwog’s fifteenth birthday, we rewrote the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s iconic song “Fifteen” with a Bwoggish spin.

A poem for the quarantined, the covid safe, and the dehydrated

She was fearless. And crazier than him. She was his queen. And god help anyone who dared disrespect his queen.

A burnt-out Bwogger whines about the self-inflicted pain of their love/hate relationship with Comparative Literature AND SOCIETY.

Staff Writer Sydney assesses the character, disposition, and refinement of each of Columbia’s four colleges. Will one reveal itself to be the diamond of the season?  (Note: These are just my opinions, feel free to disagree or perhaps offer alternative suggestions in the comments section.) Unless you have been living under a rock for the […]

Practice rooms are closed, but musicians still have to practice. Even though it’s not *technically* quiet hours, it’s very likely that one of my neighbors is either asleep, in class, or in a meeting and I’m about to be the bitch disrupting what they’re doing I am about to play the same warmup exercise that […]

The second GSSC meeting of the semester kicked off, as per usual, with President Jane Jeong (GS’22) by calling the meeting to order. Like last week’s meeting, it was a brief meeting. Council members discussed the upcoming senior-freshman mixer, to be held February 1st at 7pm. After a public comment by Bal Halperin (GS) regarding […]

Communism is when you invest in GameStop, and the more you invest the communister it is. Happening in the world: Russia’s parliament quickly agreed to approve an extension of the New START Treaty with the United States, a nuclear arms control agreement that had been set to lapse under the Trump administration. Russia has offered […]

You know me. You’ve never known me. You’ve seen me before.

A call out, a roast, a horoscope, perhaps new terminology for your resume.

Come to today’s open meeting to rock out with us!

On Tuesday afternoon, a pigeon flew into a Bwog Staffer’s window and stared into their soul. The moment was so moving the young writer eternalized it in the poem New York Times critics have called “very weird and confusing.” Enjoy this touching transcription of this moment in the poet’s life.