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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 7

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

Today is the last day to battle your housing-related fears in The Cage, so make the most of it. To unlucky sophomores: pick up some candy, take a photo against the backdrop, and let the sweet words of housing staff convince you to abandon the strategy you’ve crafted over the past two weeks. Try out […]

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Earth Institute Professors Ruth DeFries And Jeffrey Sachs Named University Professors

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 1 Comments

In an email sent out to students, President Bollinger announced his appointment of Ruth DeFries and Jeffrey Sachs as University Professors, “the highest rank Columbia bestows on its faculty.” They join a select group numbering only fifteen, and which counts academic notables from Richard Axel (biology) and Joseph Stiglitz (economics) to Gayatri Spivak (English and comparative […]

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Remembering Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 1 Comments

On Friday, April 8th, Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles collapsed and passed away while on duty. Officer Nelles’s family remembers him as conscientious and responsible. His co-workers greatly respected him as he recently received his thirty-year badge for a job well done. In a message from The Facilities Department, Communications VP Dan Held writes: “Officer […]

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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

The Cage enters temporary retirement today, so today we honor housing, in all its senselessness. Brazen Brooklyn bank robbers drilled a hole into the ceiling of an HSBC bank, stealing more than $280,000 and content from safety deposit boxes—much like your lottery number stole all your chances of happiness for next year. (Pix 11) Scientists have […]

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

By Maddie Stearn on Apr 12, 2016 2 Comments

A few days ago Hillary Clinton rode the NYC subway. Like “any” “normal” “person”, she encountered a few setbacks on her journey–like needing to swipe her MetroCard 5 times at the turnstile. Sure, she looked a little like Jack Donaghy when he had bed bugs, but who are we to judge? We’re all just “average” people […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 6 Comments

We know more than half of y’all are probably sitting back, drinking cocktails, laughing at the first years who have to suffer the tortures and stresses of housing. Okay, maybe you’re more likely to be sitting hunched over, drinking multiple cups of coffee, scribbling away at some problem set. But even if you never set […]

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ESC’s Final Vote

By Finn Klauber on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

ESC is dead, long live ESC—or something like that. Yes, this year’s council has now passed on, and whether they were lucky enough to extend their stay on council or were forced to give up the ghost, all council members had a grave disposition. ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reports on their final vote and […]

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 3 Comments

In a possible attempt to prevent the inevitable devolving morass of first year housing selection today, Columbia Housing along with CCSC, ESC, and GS announced in an email that all students will be granted free access to the New York Times Online. The unlimited access, available if you sign up an account here, to students of […]

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SGA: Surprise Attacks

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

This week, SGA listened to both sides of the argument for and against partnership with Columbia Elections Board. Their constitutional review committee has been working all year to make helpful changes to the SGA constitution, but these presentations required them to take quick action on their (nonexistent) affiliation with the Columbia Elections Board. “When shit comes […]

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

With course selection upon us, we bring you one of our favorite features—a list of classes you should take before you graduate (or die, which ever comes first.) Let us take the work out of figuring out your schedule next semester and just sign up for all of these classes for an academically lit semester. Also, […]

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

Brazil’s Congressional Committee voted in favor of a motion which proceed with a vote for or against impeaching President Dilma Rousseff. President Rousseff effectively leads a minority government and was placed in the midst of a corruption scandal and investigations over the past year or so. (The Guardian) CNN streamed a town hall event with […]

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 0 Comments

There are only a couple of weeks left in the semester, and that can mean only one thing: we’re starting to give up. CC reading? Haven’t done it yet. Physics problem set? Barely started. Polisci paper? Thought about it. A little. These days, we’re prioritizing the truly important parts of college life: getting lit and […]

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ESC Cancels Bacchanal

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bacchanal is cancelled by student council
esc
google forms is students councils best friend
i hate the bacch governing board
i wont say much but the MALE EGO is the most dangerous thing women cant have anything not even a lineup for women

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Bwoglines: The Cakeburglar Edition

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bwoglines
if i cant take the news seriously anymore how can i expect all of you to
just vaper things
more north korea news more clownery
my next idea will be bwogapalooza

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Field Notes: Turnstiles and Onion Rings Edition

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bwog is really just a jojo siwa enthusiast group
bwoggers spend time together on weekends and its wholesome
field notes
koronets slaps
why are there only four laundry machines

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Columbia Culture Shock

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blue laws more like snooze laws
bwop to the top
i'm from the northeast and i also i agree that we should fuck this humidity bullshit
in my experience everyone everywhere walks slower than they should
my town is the city that always sleeps
what kind of city has buildings with multiple floors full stop

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BwogAnswers: What’s Your Biggest Pet Peeve On Campus?

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bwoganswers
rage rage against the walking speed of frosh
suggest questions!
weyes blood; the best album of the year so far
wisdom
wise blood; the bwog staff has

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Wanted: Sports Editor and Bureau Chiefs

Jenny Zhu 0

bureau chiefs
bwop tart
roti roll - what dreams are made of
sports editor
stadium concessions are the only reason why i'd go to a columbia football game
the coolest of cats

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CCSC Introduces Your Overlords

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ccsc
i went to 2 (two) classes of a political science class before i dropped out im clearly not qualified
journalism
please apply to be the bureau chief and do a better job than me
there was other stuff that happened it was just too boring to mention
transparency
watching this on the livestream be like that one nathan fielder tweet
zack taking over

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Do You Hit Your Vape At Me Sir? A Treatise On Bodily Autonomy

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how many times can i say bodily autonomy in one post
it is perfectly acceptable to remove yourself from a contaminated airspace or to ask someone to take their vape outside
just because there are less toxins in e-cigs than tobacco cigarettes does not mean there are zero toxins
please be respectful of other peoples' lungs
they don't grow on trees
whether you juul or not do not let *anyone* tell you differently: it is not just water vapor and it is not harmless

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