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Overseen: CCSC Butthurt About Toilet Paper Quality

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2016 4 Comments

One week ago, CCSC took a stand on a very important and very pressing campus issue: toilet paper quality. Their petition on change.org provides a quote from “Joe the Pooper”, a student with particularly “anustounding” testimony regarding the unbelievably pathetic 2-ply TP Columbia’s top notch students are forced to deal with: “I’m a sophomore in […]

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Bwoglines: Elections On Elections Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 01, 2016 0 Comments

Today is Super Tuesday. That means thirteen states will engage in Republican and Democratic primaries or caucuses, with Alaska and Wyoming engaging only in Republican caucuses. While this day does not directly determine who will become the Republican or Democratic nominee, it will demonstrate how candidates perform over vastly different demographics across the entire United States. (Fox) […]

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Field Notes: Get Your Shit Together, Bwog Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 0 Comments

A couple of weeks ago, we told Columbia to get its shit together. But as February drags on longer than we thought possible and midterm season digs into our sleep schedules and self confidence, we’re starting to realize that the real culprit may not be the institution we inhabit, but our sorry asses themselves. Last […]

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CCSC Resolves To Make Cannon’s “Accessible Beyond Freshmen And Manhattan College People”

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 2 Comments

“This is actually something that was brought to our attention by students this past weekend,” Benjamin Makansi (CCSC President) said, when asked if the last item of business the Columbia College Student Council tackled on their Sunday night meeting (making “Cannon’s accessible beyond freshmen and Manhattan College people”) was a joke. The resolution was, apparently, far […]

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Free Cookies In The Diana Center

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 0 Comments

An anonymous source (presumably someone on Allsex?), just submitted a tip alerting us of free food on the 2nd floor of the Diana Center. Go get some delicious, free bake sale goodies while supplies last. Thanks, tipster!

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CCSC Debates What To Do With No Red Tape’s Proposal

By Joe Milholland on Feb 29, 2016 1 Comments

Valiant bureau chief Joe Milholland once again reports from a CCSC meeting fraught with discussion of delicate issues. And, also, discussion of tampons and toilet paper. “It has been really frustrating to try to work with No Red Tape in good faith,” said CCSC’s VP of Policy Vivek Ramakrishanan about NRT and CCSC working together […]

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FLIP National To Offer MicroGrants

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 0 Comments

After merging with FLIP National, FLIP Columbia is able to offer students MicroGrants for this spring. However, the application for these MicroGrants had been open for four days before FLIP sent out the an email announcement on February 28th. This will likely pose a problem to those who could have filled out the application over the […]

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B.O.S.S. Presents Celebration Of Black Womanhood Week 2016

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 0 Comments

Barnard Organization of Soul Sisters (B.O.S.S.) is bridging Black History Month and Woman’s History Month this week with its 46th annual celebration of black womanhood. This year, the week’s theme is “Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History.” Events celebrate the stories of Barnard students and faculty, as well as guests such as bell hooks and Taliah Waajid. […]

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Breaking: Apartheid Divest Releases Statement Of Faculty Support

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 16 Comments

This morning, CU Apartheid Divest has released a statement from faculty who support its action in “calling upon the University to take a moral stance against Israel’s violence in all its forms.” The statement expresses that these faculty members are “professionally, intellectually, and morally invested in [their] University” and cites a 2002 student and faculty […]

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Bwoglines: Can’t Believe It’s Still February Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 29, 2016 0 Comments

The Oscars were last night. People won. Other people lost. Mad Max: Fury Road reminded everyone that it’s insanely good. Chris Rock said some offensive things. A familiar meme died to thunderous applause. (USA Today, Entertainment Weekly, Vanity Fair) The Metropolitan Museum of Art is redesigning its signage. This might not seem like news, but for the […]

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Bwog Asked: Who Are You Wearing? (Part Two)

By Bwog Staff on Feb 28, 2016 0 Comments

In honor of the Academy Awards happening tonight, but more importantly in honor of the Red Carpet happening before (be honest, what do you care about more?), Bwog has decided to do its second round of Oscar-related Bwog Asked. We headed to Butler to see what our fellow classmates had to say. Outside “Forever 21 tbh.” “I […]

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Donald Trump, A Babysitting Job, And Narcissism.

By Bwog Staff on Feb 28, 2016 2 Comments

“Me, me, MEEEE!!!” Donald Trump’s granddaughter screams to me from a few feet away. She wants to be swirled around the pool in dizzying circles like the other girl I babysat at the golf club. Which isn’t particularly interesting except in order to get to me she has to break the grasp from two other […]

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GSSC Says Goodbye For The Year

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gssc
gssc can do no wrong
i stan gssc

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Bwoglines: Pantless Burglar Edition

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bwoglines
bwoglines bitch
i legti had no idea japan had an emperor until now
mit

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Senior Wisdom: Cameron Davis

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Cam floats
cam takes a stand: the mouth is for having fun
Cameron eats PEEPS do you still trust him
Ec 1205
ec 1206
Eyebrow razor on fleek
Future K-Pop Star
Incoming anal yst
Jaw construction please use detour
Most likely to put a leg up
octogenarian
peeps
Scholar for the people

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A Final Meeting For Engineering Student Council

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engineering student council
esc
finally don't have to give up monday nights
honestly don't even know if I'm mad or relieved
nearly four years of ESC coverage and they didn't even give me a free shirt

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SGA Ends The Semester

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barnard is just so barnard
bertberg
can't stop won't stop
goodbye country yossi goodbye
goodbye it has been fun
I have no idea who write for bwog anymore
I may come back and do laundry here
leave a comment
leena!
lefrak has some dark secrets
lefrak will come back
prove that people read these
sga
You got this!

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Senior Wisdom: E. N.

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absolutely THAT BITCH
curl pattern on fleek
e.n. physically and metaphorically gave me eyebrows
fashion icon fr whenever I see E.n.'s outfit at the club I feel a little more ugly inside lmfao she's so fly
have you seen her baby hair....... edges LAID
patiently waits for e.n.'s vogue cover
permanently serving looks
senior wisdom
the best thing to happen to glossier
you really will be minding your business eating a soft pretzel on the TKTS steps looking at E.n.'s face on a billboard

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Senior Wisdom: AP

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"F*** IT NOW MY NAME" ARCHIBALD AL$O
"TELL ME THE TRUTH GUY$ ARE WE TOO OLD TO HAVE VALENTINE$?? LET'$ DI$CU$$"
$AMMY "SPEAKING OF KINGS DID U KNOW KING KRULE'S FIRST NAME IS 'ARCHIBALD' LMAO" $O$A
$I$CO
$I$CO "WAS $T VALENTINE A REAL PER$ON?? NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THIS" $OUL
$IR $EC
$ir $ecretary
aaaaaaaaaa the majority of the following tags are all literal email signatures from the man himelf
ANDER$ON 2: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO
anderson called all of his friends queen before it was cool if that doesnt say real one idk what does
ANDY ALL NIGHTER
any time u got an email from "bacchanal special events" it was really just anderson on the toilet
BIG PAPA BARTHOLEMEW
COLONEL CAP$ LOCK
CORNY "NEVA CRU$TY" CHRI$ CUPID
DJ 999 !!!!!!!
EZEKIEL "EAGLE$ WON B*TCHE$" EBENEZER
FREDDY "FORWARD THIS EMAIL 2 A FRIEND OR FEEL MY CURSE FOR 9.9 YEARS... THAT'S 118.8 MONTHS... WHICH IS REALLY LIKE 119 MONTHS... THATS HELLA MONTH$" FELIX FERNANDO
KA I$AAC "I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF THESE HUMOROUS P$EUDONYM$" IGLE$IA
senior wisdom
THA DARK DEEJAY RETURN$
this man has had an android his whole like and somehow the devil still hasnt snatched him... watch your back king
TONY TOO-BROKE-FOR-TEXTBOOK$

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Columbia College Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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cc
columbia pbk
good grades
good life
such smart

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