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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Yes, we know, it’s Monday. And not just any Monday – the Monday of finals week. To get through this trying time, you’re going to need courage, perseverance, and the kind of ridiculously positive attitude that will make all the cartoon villains resent you. Unfortunately, Bwog can’t give you an epic training montage, but we can […]

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Dark Night Of The (Final) Soul

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 1 Comments

As finals season comes to a close, the fall term is wrapping up in typically horrifying fashion. For this semester’s final installment of Dark Night, Bwog is bringing you the good, the bad, and the ugly. But, as usual, mostly just the ugly. Notes from the field of darkness: “Sat next to a girl in East Asian this […]

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From The Issue: Customs, But No Check

By The Blue and White on Dec 20, 2015 2 Comments

This article from the December issue of The Blue and White focuses on the experiences of international CU students and the trials and tribulations of finding (and keeping) work while in school. Customs, But No Check What the visa lottery means for international students at Columbia by Julie Moon A few weeks ago, Omar Abboud, SEAS ’16 and […]

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Senior Wisdom: Shai Dollin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 4 Comments

Things get philosophical in today’s Senior Wisdom. This time we sat down with Shai Dollin to discuss rationalization of existence, regrets, and the real world. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shai Dollin, joint program between Columbia School of GS and JTS, Neuroscience and Behavior major at Columbia and pre-med, and Talmud and Rabbinics major at JTS. I’m […]

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Overseen: Bare Butts In The But

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 3 Comments

Last night, Bwog was tipped about an incident that occurred in one of the Butler study rooms. It seems as if a freshman Snapchat enthusiast happened to look out of their dorm window and document a particularly interesting scene through the windows of the library. Now, we know what you’re thinking – “But Bwog, everything that happens in […]

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The Sun Shines Down On The New Opera Workshop’s “Magic Flute”

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a man's best friend is his flute and his bells
btw eyeshadow galore
bwog reviews
bwopera
can we get the orchestra an actual pit??
catch me trying to do the QotN coloratura in the shower
cu now
dick jokes galore btw
me: closes my eyes for the performance
mozart was a weirdo tbh
sarah fleiss u crushed it girl
so many dick jokes
support student art

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Where Art Thou: Anne Carson Edition

Riva Weinstein 0

also check out nomads' wordplay! always some great stuff
i may or may not have screamed out loud when i saw the anne carson poster
margaret mead is the father judith butler is the son and anne carson is the holy ghost
where art thou?

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Bwoglines: Hell Yeah, Hell Creek Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

apparently hell creek formation is known as the T. Rex Capital of the World and i love that
bwastro
bwoglines
happy bacchanal to everyone! i cant go bc i have work :/ but im living vicariously through y'all
paleontology is wild if only i liked digging in dirt :/ it would b so much fun!!!

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Barnard Housing Recap: Five-Person Lottery

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

barnard housing
bwog calculates the cutoffs so you don't have to
housing 2019

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Bwog, Bacchanal, And You: A Survival Guide 2019

Bwog Staff 0

bacchanal
bad bwitches only
dancing until tierra whack notices me day 1
how to survival guide
i loooooove bacchanal
let my pussy pop to lemonde le le lemonade
next year we'll make a bwideo thats the real pivot to video
tierra whack PLEASE notice me i have been writing for days

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Scott D. Helfrich, Bwog Is Here For You!

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@prospies if you hate your host these alternatives will work for you
days on campus
poddoc
scott d helfrich I've never met you but I hope this is helpful
we like prospies but their bright eyes and bushy tails make us feel even more dead inside

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Umbrella Culture Must Be Destroyed

Bwog Staff 4

fuck umbrellas
i am angry
literally do not get near me if you like umbrellas

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Bwoglines: Bacchanal Is Apparently Not Actually Cancelled Edition

Peyton Ayers 1

bwoglines
i want a 4% stake in amazon for my birthday

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