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Let Bwog Give You Bad Advice

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2015 1 Comments

What did YOU do over break? Bwog’s notorious beloved Tatini read the first 100 pages of Wild and has thus decided that she is now qualified to dole out life advice by the bundle. Can’t figure out what to major in? Don’t know who to vote for on the Bachelor? Unsure which embarrassing caffeinated beverage to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2015 3 Comments

We’re back for a new year, another semester, brand new classes and another (or a final) chance to make Dean’s List. From today on, your professors will be welcoming you to class with bad puns (or good ones), aggressive political statements and philosophical musings. But that’s only a sample. It’s up to you to send […]

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Bwoglines: Politics and Protests Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2015 2 Comments

President Obama will deliver his penultimate State of the Union address tonight at 9 pm, and we’ll be listening closely to hear if his agenda includes anything on campus sexual assault, a hot-button issue this past year especially. Also listening closely will be Emma Sulkowicz, the invited guest of New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand. (Jezebel) A […]

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Bwog Wants You To Join The Cult

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2015 2 Comments

With all of the hard work that goes into making this illustrious site run day in and day out, only a few of our staff members have the privilege of taking on the laborious activity of making Bwog the way it is. We like to call these heroes Daily Editors and we need some more […]

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Columbia Bad, Cornell Worse In Basketball Win

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2015 3 Comments

The men’s basketball team in light blue that showed up in Ithaca today was not the same team that went blow-for-blow with #1 Kentucky. Thankfully, they didn’t have to be against a Cornell squad that showed shades of its abysmal performances last year. Led by first-year Kyle Castlin’s 12 points, the Lions defeated the Big […]

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Early Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 13, 2015 47 Comments

Columbia College has announced the 24 current seniors who have been inducted early into Phi Beta Kappa, the prestigious academic honor society. These students comprise two percent of this year’s senior class, while the other eight percent will be inducted in the spring (10 percent overall of each CC senior class gets inducted). They are […]

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Some Mid-Break Updates

By Bwog Staff on Jan 09, 2015 11 Comments

Bwog briefly returns from post-holiday hibernation with updates on Columbia goings-on from the last few weeks. According to the Columbia Health website, Columbia has been granted an award from Avon for participation in the Step Up program targeting sexual violence bystander awareness. The Carleton Lounge dining area in Mudd is being renovated from a full-service […]

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Good Night, And Good Luck

By Taylor Grasdalen on Dec 18, 2014 27 Comments

Dear Columbia — to our fans, part-time fans, naysayers, haters, and our primarily unruffled, ambivalent readership — we’ve had a strong semester. I say “strong” because it was not quite a good semester but a powerful one, passionate and encouraging. If sometimes too apologetic, you can’t negate our — Bwog’s — interest in the activity we’ve seen […]

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Some Questions For Our Administrators Come Winter Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2014 6 Comments

A few questions for those at the helm of the University this holiday season. Preferably to mull over during family dinner. Of President Bollinger, we ask: How exactly will Columbia be a “good neighbor” in Manhattanville? Will you call the cops on us every time we congregate in groups of three or more? How will you create community […]

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Party Testimonial: Back On The Scene With John Donne

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2014 0 Comments

He thought he’d left his hard-partying days behind him. No more shots and no more dancing and certainly no more hooking-up with his exes. But something always sucks him back in (hint: letting loose after finals leads to bad things). It’s been months–well, at least one month—since I last attended any sort of large social […]

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Your Families, And Why You Should Fear Them More Than Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2014 3 Comments

To those of you still here, we here at Bwog can offer you some perspective: every page left in that final paper, every hour until that absurdly late final exam, keeps you protected from the interrogation you will face upon your return home. To remind you of this, and to help you prepare, we have […]

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Actual Wisdom: Tom Harford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2014 4 Comments

Although we may only have one for you this semester, we bring you an Actual Wisdom from Tom Harford, Columbia professor and Dean of Students for GS. Enjoy. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: To justify my existence, you will need to consult my creator, Dean Peter Awn, who had me designed in a […]

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PeopleHop: The Mannequin Head Living In A Barnard Quad

Elizabeth Burton 0

does the overnight policy apply to mannequin heads
I would not want to live with a whole mannequin
I'm really not mad about it like whatever floats your boat chief
is this how the quad really lives
it just really scared the shit out of me at first
sacrifice her on the next full moon

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Science Fair: The Science Of Music Edition

Alex Tang 0

a gold star for you if you understood the event abstract for the upcoming chemistry seminar
bwog science
my anthem when studying for orgo is "work b**ch" by britney
science fair
tag yourself i'm slooh
the narrative medicine event will be worth the schlep to 168th street

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Conspiracy Bwog: The Rat That Lives Outside Friedman’s Is Cooking All The Food (A La Ratatouille)

Cara Hudson-Erdman 0

1 hour and 51 minutes my lithum class could feasibly watch that i mean it IS a classic
do the other campus rats know about this living icon
friedman's sous chef is shaking
i mean he's clearly got his life together when will i ever
i See the light in Thine
i think i've watched ratatouille like at least 3 times
this rat really owns the place huh he's a true new yorker
truly an inspiration... Anyone Can Cook has me in tears

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Cooking With Bwog: French Toast

Mary Welsh 0

breakfast is literally the best meal of the day i stan so hard
breakfast of champions
breakfast only? i'd eat this for all 3 meals plus second dinner afternoon snack and supper
butter makes everything better
French toast
hmu with that raspberry compote
hustlers... get that bread
if ferris served this i would lowkey lose my mind
ooh la la
pain perdu
what the fuck makes this French???
why do you hate breakfast food?

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Bucket List: Gender Justice Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 1

bucket list
maybe trump and kim jong-un are the new mao and kim il-sung
petition to stop using america and great in the same sentence for at least a century
really sad that toxic masculinity is an evergreen topic

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Open Meeting Announcement: This Is Just To Say

Elisha Zhao 0

bwip on the radar
grape grubber... versifier of the vitis vinifera.. reveal yourself
i say unhand my delicious treats ye faithless vagabond
no more discourse it's real fruit hours now
so sweet and so cold
sometimes you just get cravings at like 1am no judgment
the forbidden snack
what a pure and wholesome poem
yknow i could use some grapes just about now

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Bwoglines: Earthquake And Airport Wages Edition

Elisha Zhao 0

bwip on the radar
did you know dunkin donuts is dropping the donuts in their name
hopefully the womens march will be more inclusive
i crave some dining hall fruit
i keep sleeping at 2 for reasons like folding my laundry like who is she!!!
the behavior those trees displayed was iconic like... the fall jumped out
voter registration should be an automatic process
will i ever have a squad as cool as the electric bus fleet... i think not

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Columbia Football Sucks Again

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

Columbia Football
how many columbia football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
on the upside i'm finally old enough for beer o clock
our sports editor gave this post her blessing even though she's actually sad about the loss
the princeton band played game of thrones without the clarinet and flute solo at the end - the assholes

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