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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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Warm Places To Study On Campus

Bwog Staff 1

also no where in lerner is safe that bitch stays frosty
bwog baby daddy
have probably seen my literal breath in the iab before
speaking from my experience as a single shiver
where to study and not lose your mind/toes to hypothermia

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ESC Talks Contraception And Class Events: More Updates

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bwog coverage for decades
bwog is punny
deep issues and desserts
dont dodge dodge
esc does stuff
food is still lyf
so many foods
therapy doggos omg
this is not a drill

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SGA Talks Health and Disability

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fifteen minutes is nothing
hi angela
may the work force be with you
q and a
smoothies are exciting
so much eye contact. desserts after dark
so wholesome
wrc

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Bobst LibraryHop

Sarah Dahl 1

212 hisae's
bobst
boning in bobst
butler
elmer
libraries
no stacks though
nyu
ramen tho
roar violets roar...
shoutout to NYU connects
smoking culture
studying
thanks NYU local
the 1 train fucking sucks
the closest express stop is 14th st
wasquapah
why does food around columbia suck so much

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Bwoglines: The Warm Vape Edition

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bad change
climate change is real change
halloweekend is super soon
I can never find a spot in butler
i'm not bitter
Kendrick Llama
mini food makes me feel less guilty
really want some pastries
this humidity got me weak
where has the time gone?

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Field Notes: We Apparently Really Like Food And Hooking Up Edition

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1020: where all hopes and dreams go to die
bwoglines
I deadass walked 2 miles just to get to a station
please save me from my impending midterms
thanks for reading these tags idk what to say
the only drink I want is some NyQuil so I can sleep for once
what does a literal foodgasm feel like
why do we put ourselves through this every weekend
yes I put NyQuil as food

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Call Out: Barnard Buy Sell Trade Flakes

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almost every time i try to sell something on facebook something like this happens i swear to god
callout to the flakes
i fucking hate flakes
if you are a regular flake you will burn in hell
like it doesn't fucking matter if you don't buy the fucking item but at least show up on time for pete's sake
someone flaking on me or being really tardy is one of my biggest pet peeves

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Op-Ed: Rising Tensions In John Jay Elevating To New Levels

Zack Abrams 2

at least theres not puke in them like carman
can John jay just get new elevators
can you tell i also write for the fed
count the puns
fuck spec
I've gotten stuck in the left elevator and it was hell
John jay problems
no one is mad at you for taking the elevator to 5
off my chest
the goat

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