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The Great Alaskan Snow Penis

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 23 Comments

We’ve all been waiting for it since the first snowfall of winter. Bwog was luckily enough to receive this huge tip:

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Personals: Alexandra and Alexandra

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 11 Comments

Just in time for Valentine’s Day! Today we have a special treat for you: behold, Alexandra and Alexandra, Bwog’s stellar former editorial team! As you’ll soon find out, this dynamic duo has a lot more in common than just their name, and they wrote each others’ personals. Here’s the fun part: we’re not telling you […]

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Bwog Video Presents: BWORKOUT

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 2 Comments

With bags of candy purchased out of self-loathing and loneliness Valentine’s Day right around the corner, there’s no better time to get into shape. Bwog shows you how, with a brief instructional video that can help even the most out-of-shape Columbians.

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SGA: eBear To Be Extinct By March

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 1 Comments

Big things happened at Barnard’s SGA meeting this past Monday night. Barnard Bearoness Lauren Beltrone thinks you should know about them. Yes, you heard right. The eBear, a slovenly yet majestic creature, is predicted to be extinct by the end of midterms this March. Barnard College Information Technology said that they’ll be officially shutting down […]

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Personals: Justin, Brittany, and Pupin

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 14 Comments

Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Justin Birmingham, Brittany Portman, and Pupin. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans/ buildings on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — […]

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From The Issue: Outsider Culture

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 6 Comments

Honoring our amorous affair with our mother magazine, The Blue and White, we hereby present an online-exclusive offering from the latest issue, on campus in beautiful blue print now. Staffer Katherine Whatley, BC ’17, gives us this insider’s take on Third Culture Kids (TCKs). On the first day of the New Student Orientation Program (NSOP), everyone […]

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Architectural Appreciation: Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 9 Comments

Maybe you’re not an engineer, so you had no idea what we were talking about when we explored Mudd a week ago. Aiming for a wider audience that might prefer slightly more open spaces, we take you on a tour of everyone’s favorite maze of ramps student center: Alfred Lerner Hall. Built in 1999 as […]

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CLASSES CANCELLED AFTER 3 P.M. TODAY

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 13 Comments

Fucking finally. The Emergency Management Operations Team sent out an email stating that: All classes at Morningside campus and the Medical Center beginning at 3 p.m. or later are canceled today, February 13, 2014, because of worsening weather conditions. Wow, the weather forecast came true? That hardly ever happens. (Just kidding, thank you Emergency Management […]

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Reminder: Glass House Rocks Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 1 Comments

Don’t forget, guys! Tonight, at 8 pm in Lerner, is Glass House Rocks 2014: Under the Sea. Come out to one of Columbia’s most vibrant traditions where our “student center”, Lerner Hall, actually serves its purpose. The Ramps set the stage; the music sets the tone; and your fellow Columbian performers impress you like none […]

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Bwoglines: Cold, Sick, And Alone Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2014 0 Comments

Though it’s definitely pretty cold in Sochi, things are heating up for the Olympian athletes. Thanks, Tinder. (ABC News) Unfortunately, mammograms might be much less effective than we’d thought. (NY Times) Bruce Jenner is lonely. (Star Pulse) And has ombre hair now. (NY Daily News) Hellish. Of hell. Like this weather. And our souls. (BuzzFeed) Nostalgic […]

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Personals: Nathen, and Liam

By Bwog Staff on Feb 12, 2014 21 Comments

Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Nathen Huang, and Liam Bland. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — we’ve received […]

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Slow Dakota Lives Up To Hype

By Bwog Staff on Feb 12, 2014 1 Comments

Video editor and resident cool kid Anna Hotter recently made the trek to Williamsburg to see Slow Dakota perform live. Despite a continued hangover and general laziness/grogginess, the band did not fail to impress. Last Friday I woke up at two, felt moderately drunk until four, and nursed a considerable hangover well into the ensuing evening. […]

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The Return Of Cooking With Bwog

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bwog makes food
columbia gets tasty
cooking with bwog
I get roasted on the reg
we all love some eggplant action
we steal from the dining halls so what

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Worst Places To Block Foot Traffic On Campus

Victoria Arancio 0

apologies to my professors that deal with my bullshit
bwog gets hangry
half the time i'm late is because of this
happy birthday eic!!!
im petty idc
keep shakin
we're all new yorkers so everyone WALK FAST PLEASE

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A Journey Into The EC Inferno

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At least EC isn't the dorm on fire
I love seeing vomit in dishwashers
Is Dante in SEAS?
Lucifer Bollinger
Real Life LitHum Application
River Styx is Basically the Hudson
tbt to the shaft incident of 2017

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Believe In Yourself And Be A Better Student This Semester

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even if you think you're drinking enough water drink more
going to office hours is the most difficult thing to make yourself do
i need a letter of rec but at what cost?
remember that to follow our going to class tips you actually have to go to class
will bwog follow our own advice?

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Horror Story: Dark EC Elevators

Danielle Mikaelian 1

bwog has the hottest elevator content
every day is halloween if you believe hard enough
horror story
one day even the guy in the ec shaft will fade into obscurity
today is not that day
yay new bwog writers

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Bwoglines: Thank God This Week Is Almost Over Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

ennui has been the biggest mood since returning to campus
excuse me sir my friend is looking for a sugar daddy and it's harder than you think
i almost cried when i found out about ursula le guin
i haven't read any of her books yet or anything
it's just the principle of the thing you know

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A Historian Meets History: The 60s Underground Press

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"anyway we vandalized it" was the best quote of the night
"lonely centrist" sounds like a sad indie band
bwog reviews
someone called us alternative press during the reception
we're pretty sure it was a compliment

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Columbia Frats As The Bachelor Contestant Stereotypes

Youngweon Lee 6

if you think this makes literally zero sense it's because it does really make literally zero sense
lucy was telling me about this show and different people who are on it and genuinely this sounds so toxic what is wrong with yall
we even included pike this time but if for some reason your frat is missing just comment below with the stereotype that you think you are
we tried to make this so appropriate and PC if we get more complaints and/or hate mail about this i'm gonna eject myself from this planet

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