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Senior Fund Comes A-Knocking

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 6 Comments

Class of 2014, have you finished paying off your school loans? Not yet you say? Well come to this years Spring Semester Senior Fund Kickoff anyways so that you can “give back to Columbia College.” Columbia College Senior Fund 2014 is being held tonight at 7:30pm at the Columbia Alumni Center. At the event, Dean Valentini will be speaking about the 3-2-1 […]

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SAC and Columbia Democrats Seek Community-Sourced Reform of Sexual Assault Policy

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 3 Comments

Bwog sent Features Editor Alexander Pines to get the scoop on recent Dems and USenate activism on campus. Here’s his report. Following up on their October 9th petition to increase transparency in Columbia’s reporting of sexual assault and other gender-based misconduct, the Columbia Democrats, in association with several other student groups as part of the Coalition Against […]

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ESC: We’re Running Out of SEAS Puns

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 0 Comments

Bwogger Keenan Albee went to ESC’s first meeting of the semester. He ate way too much greasy pizza there. But don’t worry about that, just read the summary. The tables were strewn with pizzas with care, in hopes that ESC soon would be there. And they were. And they ate them. And then everyone spoke […]

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PSA: The LLC Exists

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 10 Comments

It has come to our attention that the majority of the class of 2017 is not aware that they are about to get screwed by the housing process. To a greater or lesser degree, your housing next year is going to be, shall we just say, less than excellent. While some come to love the […]

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PrezBo Releases Statement On Sexual Assault

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 24 Comments

Update (1/30, 1:15 pm): Several deans, including Dean Valentini, Dean Boyce, Dean Awn, and Dean Martinez, emailed a statement to Barnard and Columbia undergraduates this afternoon. It’ll be under the jump. Update (9:50 am): Debora Spar, President of Barnard College, emailed a statement to Barnard College. Find it after the jump as well. At 9 am […]

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Bwoglines: Just SparkNote It Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2014 0 Comments

The State of the Union happened yesterday, and it probably means a lot of things to a lot of people. (NY Times) Scientists have spent lots of money to learn that jellyfish will in fact eat peanut butter. That’s about all there is to it. (GrindTV) Pope Francis made the cover of Rolling Stone. This is […]

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Things Barnard Could Not Have Heard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 12 Comments

So we all knew that Frederick Augustus Porter Barnard revitalized Columbia’s School of Mines, but did you know that he also founded Columbia’s School of Mimes? Just kidding, not really, but he was actually deaf. According to Professor James C Egbert, who knew him when he was President of Columbia: He was very deaf, and […]

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What’s In A Name?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 5 Comments

It has recently come to Bwog’s attention that the awkward little area between Hartley and Wallach has a name, and that name is the Taint Gate. WikiCU quotes the administration as saying the name comes from the fact that the area “T’aint part of Hartley and t’aint part of Wallach.” However, if they were trying to […]

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Remember When The Roster on CourseWorks Was A Thing?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 12 Comments

Because it’s that magical time of the year when Bwog wants to make sure we know at least one kid in our massive Russian lit lecture (what? Don’t hate on Tolstoy), we sent Features Editor Alexander Pines to CourseWorks-land in order to find out why your roster page likely has nothing but grey faces. Here’s […]

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A Liberal Arts College for Adorable Dogs

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 2 Comments

Remember that time your aunt/uncle/extended-family-member-who-doesn’t-really-care-about-you asked you how you were doing at “Bernard”? Trick question. The answer is “That has literally never not happened.” Well, the College itself has been a victim of the same ignorance, on a sign on some scaffolding on Milbank: Barnard replied to the tweet: Nope, still Barnard! The scaffolding company […]

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In Defense Of: Meal Plans

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 6 Comments

Last semester, you had close to 30 unused meals. The thought of Ferris and their “firecracker chicken” makes your stomach twist in knots. We know the feeling all too well. But some people, apparently, can see the silver lining of the Columbia Dining situation. Hashbrown-lover Elizabeth Self is here to defend one of your waking […]

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Bwoglines: Dangerous Beasts Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2014 0 Comments

Angry Birds? More like “Angry-Because-They-Leaked-My-Info Birds,” amiright? Turns out the NSA could be watching you through your unhealthy addiction to Angry Birds. How embarrassing. (New York Daily News) If you missed the Grammys on Sunday… there was a lot of knitting and arguing about who had the cutest grandchild. GET IT? HAH. Anyway, if you […]

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Bwog Top Ten (2/4): Best Bwoglines Titles

Zack Abrams 1

about to go see the last jedi
bwog top ten
comme des hell down is an unproblematic fave
does anyone actually read bwoglines
the goat

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

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how the hell do you smuggle a giant drum past the metal detectors
it's a hanukkah miracle
next year in 209
orgo night
too soon?
we're masturbatory af but at least we own it

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

Zack Abrams 2

all of these are such great choices *cough* except reputation *cough*
im basically a seas student
look at all those embeds
melodrama obviously the right answer
the goat

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

Abby Rubel 0

and the orgo night script said beilock hasn't done anything!
barnard
creating a new administrative position is actually pretty cool
task force on diversity and inclusion

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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

Aliya Schneider 4

breakfast clubs broken up across colleges
ferrisfornever
heartbroken
hurt
i didn't even know what time it was
i had to write the time I was putting my plate at the outlet counter right outside
maybe they should have thought this through before instilling this culture
she just wanted more eggs
shook
witnessed my innocent friend get yelled at

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

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check out our orgo night review coming later today
don't wanna fall in love off of subtweets
i should be studying but im doing this so yall better appreciate me
send nudes? really? that the best you got?

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

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209 was rowdy tonight
back in the but
cumb delivered!
home sweet home
orgo night yo

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

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administration
cumb
orgo night
orgo night is in 209
suck it
wooooo

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