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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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A Bucket List For The Tiny Time Before Thanksgiving

Lexie Lehmann 0

bucket list
good thing break is soon
i love thanksgiving
kick the bucket list
not many events this week
thanksgiving bucket list
turkey day bucket list
who else is creeped out by this public domain image

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Campus Figures As Cement Mixers

Amara Banks 0

bwog baby daddy
cement mixers
dont get lost in the cement mix
everything good happens in november
happy sunday
i was once a small egg now i'm a whole hen
please email me if you would like to pursue the bowls of water pitch I think it would be a lovely addition to this site
www.bwog.com

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Study Spots Without The Crowds

Kiana Taghavi 1

find your own special study spot
hypocrisy
I am actually writing this in Butler right now
I am biased towards Carman sorry
though it seems like we hate Butler
we really don't

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Open Meeting Announcement

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

i'm so ready for this break but i'm more excited for bwog meeting
it'll be a good time i promise
open meeting announcement
thanksgiving is objectively the worst holiday
the snacks are the highlight of my weekend not gonna lie

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Bwoglines: Coup D’etat Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwoglines
foreign language tongue twisters are basically the best thing ever
honestly my best friend would kill me if i didn't go listen to sousa when i had the chance
that c has a hat i have never seen before
trying to think of funny tags about military coup's is more difficult than you might think

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A Columbia Student Wrote A Song About JJ’s

Jenny Zhu 0

bwop tart
masterpieces of western literature and humanities
no more parties in jj's
sappho is QUAKING
there weren't ever parties in jj's?????
yelp reviewers are WILD
yelp reviewers go hard

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Horror Story: My Class Registration Experience

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12:30 pm isn't even that late????
bwop tart
class registration ruined my pasta bowl; my day; my week; and perhaps my entire life forever
i wish i had the athletic talent and work ethic required to obtain the athletes' registration time
i would sell my soul to have an early registration time

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Nine Ways Of Saying “No” To a Threesome

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bwog loves the barnard and the columbia
i learned what the chastity gates were when i visited a fellow daily's dorm yesterday!!
just don't....please
lolol these are hilarious
the barnard cap on jj's is stupid

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