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An Ethnography of the Vomiting Multitude

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 7 Comments

And when Moses went up the mountain Columbians became impatient, because they could have been studying instead of waiting 40 days for his return. So they created their own idol: the Reddened Bull. When we heard someone was writing an ethnography about Homecoming, we had to get our hands on it. Read on as Bwog’s anonymous […]

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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]

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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]

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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]

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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]

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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]

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Barnard Students Only Allowed To Access JJ’s Until 1am

Amara Banks 3

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T-minus Half An Hour Until The TIC Opens

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good luck getting to ferris at 1
student tickets
those deh tickets are gonna go so fast you won't even know they were there
TIC
will the tic have tix to angels in america when it comes to nyc though

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Come To Club Fair Today So We Know You’re Too Cool For School

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activities fair
activtitty fair
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club fair
my club penguin name was probably like titty
too cool for school
too school for cool

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Bwoglines: What The Damn Edition

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banana no more
club fair
prayers are in mexico and florida
rush bweezy
rush bwog
velvet titty
we love u nadal
what does a girl have to do to get a banana around her? go to 1020? ;)

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Ten Places To Get Your Textbooks (That Aren’t The CU Bookstore)

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'chegg' is an even dumber site name than 'bwog' and that's saying a lot
bwog gives advice
tbt to when someone told rachel austin the gen chem book was on clio and she got it taken down :(
textbooks
this writer has a very generous definition of 'walking distance from campus'
we <3 the strand

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Marginalia: The Bibles Of Butler

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AN EXCELLENT SONG
butler marginalia
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CU Tells Us Why They Hate Bwog

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bwog video
do you like to have a good time
I HATE BWOG
please email a pizza to tips@bwog.com
rush bwog
that's tips@bwog.com not tits@bwog.com
we also need baby mamas!!
we need some baby daddies

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Live Life With Less Regrets And Become A Staff Writer!

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all I do at meetings is eat food
best accident i ever made
bwog needs some love send your friends
can't wait to be harassed through email
just give up on Hewitt
staff writers are the coolest people

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