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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

All Weekend Remember this controversy? Well if you’re a self-identified woman of color, auditions for Barnard-Columbia V-Day’s Vagina Monologues start today. Tonight they’re in Pupin 414 from 8-11pm, Thursday Diana 502 9-midnight, and Friday Hamilton 316 5-8pm. Check the facebook event for more information. The Harlem Art Walk Tour is happening this weekend Saturday and Sunday from noon […]

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Senior Wisdom: Katie Zheng

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comp lit is the place to be
feeling hella wise rn
footbinding ouchie
go explore the world columbia
readings are for squares
senior wisdom

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Bwoglines: Uncertainties Edition

Timmy Wu 0

bwoglines
ice ice baby
No just joking it sucks
reading week is an excuse to go to fun events
Save me a seat
This is too early fro reading week

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Senior Wisdom: Avinoam Stillman

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'a Hasidic Burning Man held in a post-Soviet urban wasteland' - sounds like our kind of party
bwog's bubble is most translucent on weekends
senior wisdom
taking the same class twice is impressive in itself
we shouldn't feel trapped... but we still do
what's the highest degree of kosher?

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Senior Wisdom: EH

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adult life before 8:40 sounds terrible
does freedom of speech and press mention orgo night in its syllabus
Ehiss
elizabetch
hopefully adult life will begin at 2:40
queen of gpb
sciences po
senior wisdom
sometimes it's easier to sneak into ferris than to swipe in
spec prezbo vs bwog prezbo

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Did Your Mono Come From Being Athletic?

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bwog conspiracy
bwog sends you a get well card
fyi none of us are actual medical professionals
public service announcements of sort
quest for summer bod
you should get eight hours of sleep even if you don't have mono

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Senior Wisdom: Lucy Jakub

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CU Sad Girls
CU sand girls... would that also be CU softball/CU women's beach volleyball?
did you write your senior wisdom for the story
does CU have a beach volleyball team?
senior wisdom
what is beta
would they sell navy or salmon shorts at frat anthropology (or both)

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Grant’s Tomb: More Than A Landmark

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Grant the musical?
thank you general grant
the closest national memorial is right in our backyard!
we have nice things in mohi
we promise the place isn't teeming with tourists

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Senior Wisdom: Saaleh Baseer

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but beyonce had the best music video of all time
ex-poli sci majors link up
low key john jay may as well close at 8 they always run out of ice cream by then so what's the point
senior wisdom
they might say cheese...?

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