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In Defense Of: The 1020 Line

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 5 Comments

If your goal is to actually get into 1020 (sorry, anonymous Bwog staffer, “1,020” is never gonna happen), The Line is pretty indefensible. The only thing worse than freezing one’s ass off on a cold November night is counting the drunk people walking out the door, hoping there’s finally enough room for you and your […]

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Tomorrow: 20% off and free cupcakes at American Apparel

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Tomorrow (Friday, October 4) American Apparel is having an all-day event where Columbia students get 20% off if they buy more than $60 of stuff—and free cupcakes. Just show them your ID card and tell them that Bwog sent you! Softcore porn pose via American Apparel

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Lost: Red Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Much-beloved red scarf lost in Hamilton 408 last week. If found, please email iw2170@columbia.edu.

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Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism: Call for Editors

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

The Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism, which publishes student writing twice a year and holds debates and seminars, is looking for editors. They sent Bwog the presser below (emphasis added by Bwog). We are currently seeking to appoint associate and senior editors. Senior and associate editors will read submissions to help determine which will be […]

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Shit People Steal From Dining Halls

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 7 Comments

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses! The hoarders: “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily” “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles […]

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Bwog Sports: Soccer Dominates

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 4 Comments

Spotlight on Soccer The Lady Lions have been kicking the ball as of late. They’ve also been blocking the ball well (insert sexual reference here). Columbia’s women’s soccer team won their third shutout performance in four games, beating LIU Brooklyn on Sunday. The “W” is also Columbia’s second consecutive home win at home. Senior Beverley […]

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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Bwog In Bed: Americano Edition

Angelica Lagasca 1

because i drank the damned iced americano i began feeling acute pain in my upper back again
but no really i felt really weird when i took iced americano. i felt great but weird
bwog in bed
i really want to eat peanut butter right now
i was about to title this 'i can't feel anything anymore' but that's a straight-up line from nymphomaniac and im not about to
ia associate with lars von trier ukno
iced americanos taste weird but also empowering
new lana del rey
usual but cafe and starbucks coffee did not measure up to this iced americano it had me shaking for real

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Happy Orgo Night

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ann thornton why are you still playing us
butler 209
CUMB outside
orgo night

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Senior Wisdom: Haley Fica

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find just the right amount of fucks to give
haley is so cool honestly
here at bwog we are pro colored chalk
humans of stem
i can't i have rehearsal
senior wisdom
so is haley
twyla tharp is badass

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Conspiracy Bwog: BoSchwo Closed Because They Didn’t Let In Minors

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berheim and schwartz closing
BoSchwo
conspiracy theory
i tried to call them but they dodged my question then told me to call back later
rip
senior night
stressed out international columbia law students
underage drinking!! ah!!!
why did bernheim close??

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Senior Wisdom: Laney McGahey

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bae area
can we major in rowing?
i miss neopets
im with you on the follow through
senior wisdom
still dont really understand what senior fund is
these are more than 3 pieces of wisdom

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Your Professor’s Closing Remarks

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closing remarks
cute mushrooms
is something only a bio teacher would say
mainsplaining is real
non cc students here still confused about lithum
when even polisci profsesors start talking about global warming

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Senior Wisdom: Wong Hui Yu

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aqueous and undulating are two pretty amazing words
columbia's visual arts classes are pretty rad
modern dance 1 is pretty amazing
nude model
senior wisdom
that is a great existence justification
that's a lot of favorite classes

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Senior Wisdom: Alexandra Warrick

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cynicism is always important
do latenight
nice acronym for oral sex
senior wisdom
senior wisdom always amkes me emotional
try it
what does winklevoss mean

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