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Class of 2018 Keeps it Up With a Fresh Round of Stupid Facebook Posts

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 16 Comments

If you thought Bwog scared the incoming first-years away from posting on their class Facebook page, you thought wrong. We thought we were done poking fun at them, but then the prefrosh surprised us with a whole new round of Facebook gems. Okay okay, we’re done until RD decisions. They thought they could keep us […]

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Substance-Free Housing: A Vomitless Floor in McBain?

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 5 Comments

Recently Bwog caught wind of a baffling rumor that there is a substance-free floor in McBain. Yes, McBain of vomity bathroom, penthouse party, sky-falling fame, has a dry floor (the first floor, in fact). A little investigation proved the rumor to be true, and Bwog sat down with sophomore substance-free resident, Fabi, to learn a […]

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What’s that (G)Lowing Through the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 6 Comments

Low Library kicks off the SEAS 150 anniversary with pretty blue lights glowing through the snowstorm. Bwog dared to leave the warmth of Butler to photo-document this. It’s like a magical fairy castle full of administrators!

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Community Forum on Sexual Violence Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

The Coalition Against Sexual Violence will hold a community forum this Sunday in the Lerner Satow Room from 12 pm to 2 pm. The discussion will center around how we can change the culture surrounding rape and sexual assault on campus, and how Columbia can reform its policies and improve resources for victims of sexual violence. […]

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BwogSports: Lions Play Their Hearts Out on Valentine’s Day

By Max Rettig on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

Last night, the Lions played their hearts out against Harvard. Lions lover Max Rettig was there to witness the heartbreaking loss. The game itself was intense, with the Lions and the Crimson sharing back-and-forth 2-point leads.The score was 30-28 in favor of Harvard at halftime. However, Harvard took control in the second half, turning a […]

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First Job Worst Job

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

As you madly scramble to apply for jobs this summer, Bwog brings you the story of the extremely shitty first unpaid “internship” of a bright-eyed freshperson who wasn’t on work-study. Read it and remember that even if you land a super lame job, it’s not the end of the world. So there I was, newly […]

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Overheard: Hey Honey

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 2 Comments

Milano’s has always been a convenient destination for late-night munchies when you’re too drunk/lazy to walk any further. But a place to pick people up? Recently overheard at the deli: “There are a lot of good-looking honeys here!” Our tipster turned around to see them looking at…jars of honey. Damn. Bwog exclusively buys the honey […]

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Bwoglines: Bravery Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2014 0 Comments

Juno actress Ellen Page reveals she is gay and wants to help others have an easier time than she did. Said Page (well, Juno): “Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright?” (CNN) The snow could actually be worse. This might make you feel a little better about getting slush in your shoes every time […]

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Personals: Liane, Ben, and Geetika

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2014 17 Comments

Happy velociraptor day vacuum-cleaning day vermouth-appreciation day V-Day Columbia! We’re sorry to inform all you love-sick Columbians that tonight is the last night of personals. While it might be a little late for a Valentine’s Day date, you’ve still got a shot at love. Our last batch of Columbians searching for that special someone are […]

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Glass House Rocks 2014: Underwater??

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2014 13 Comments

It was a cold and dreary February 13, and nary a fuck was given. The weather outside was far from delightful, but despite the wintry mix, somehow yours truly made the trek to Lerner, late, confused, and poorly informed (so the norm basically). The night got off to a promising start, in that I walk […]

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Happy Bwogentine’s Day

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2014 1 Comments

We’re all about spreading the love here at Bwog. In the spirit of the holiday, we’ve asked Features Editor and noted fan of Valentine’s Day Alexander Pines to come up with some cards for all of your love/lust/like-like-seeking needs. Feel free to print ’em out and slip them to that lucky someone (higher resolution versions are […]

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Ask Bwog: Emergency V-Day Condoms

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2014 4 Comments

Where does Duane Reade get off selling a three pack of condoms for $6.99? We all know that’s absurd, but tonight when you notice that condom in your wallet (the one you got from that anti-smoking street performance group six months ago) is just a little too expired, you’ll shell out that seven bucks without […]

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V124 West End Preview Fails To Entertain

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over-enthusiastic and not particularly intriguing describes like half our classes
shoutout to the people who complimented our 'fuck the varsity show' shirts
sorority jokes seem so like last year
talmage wise can redeem anything
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v124? more like v12-bore
varsity show
we really wanted to like it this year

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The Trials And Tribulations Of Ordering Postmates At Columbia

Sarah Harty 0

dont be mean to me in the comments
im aware this is not the only option
ordering when the chastity gates are closed <<<
still i will continue to use it
this is a psa
you cant even find out your rating like on uber

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Personals: Victoria And Kate

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harry potter haters need not apply ever tbh
jk rowling has disappointed me so much lately though
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that reading nook is the best thing i've ever seen
victoria is lying lots of things redeem her as a human being

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Best Places On Campus To Ugly Cry In Peace

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

i'm not extra enough to cry at the sundial
if i'm not crying i'm dying
make sure if you're crying in a bathroom
or 2-ply toilet paper
wear sunglasses and you can cry anywhere without being geographically restricted
where are the squash courts i like the sound of those

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In Defense Of: People Playing The Piano In The Piano Lounge

Abby Rubel 1

In Defense Of
maybe if we write about the piano lounge enough i'll be able to spell it on the first try
there are basically zero practice rooms on this campus
where else can they practice
you can't put a piano in your room

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Personals: Jake And Mary

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i once asked my little sister to help me make a tinder
nutella brown butter cookies sound amazing and i want 12
old bwog fact: if you go on a date as a result of someone's personal
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we'll give you $10 for it

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Bwoglines: World’s Largest Gummy Bear Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

98% of the reason i want to stay in the city for the summer is for this museum
bwoglines
can it please be spring now?
if it takes you a week to say domestic violence is bad you have a problem
tbh i never finished watching Get Out and i'm kinda sad about it

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Personals: Youngweon And Finn

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best lineage!!!!
hit us up at youngweon@bwog.com or finn@bwog.com
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