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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]

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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]

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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]

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Bwog’s Official CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]

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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]

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Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Peel your eyes off those LitHum study guides CC flashcards Netflix and get ready to congratulate some lovely ladies. Phi Beta Kappa just announced its newly elected members at Barnard, so be sure to give them big hugs/ high-fives/ whatever you think is appropriate. We’ve included a picture of the list on the right, but […]

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GSSC Meets The New Dean, Discusses Elections Process

Alex Tang 0

can we all go home now
count on columbia for making elections way harder than they need to be
gs is a special snowflake in a good way
gssc
stanford had like 1 election rule
thats all folks! see you next semester!

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Bwoglines: Don’t Dope Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

bwoglines
ofc the other two justices are rbg and sonia sotomayor
sensual bruno vibes
some light news: my spotify year in my review said that i am 53 years old
sometimes u can't pretend that bad shit isn't always happening
sorry there's no light news today

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Men’s Basketball Drops Another Close Game

Abby Rubel 0

at least we don't have to go to school in Connecticut
men's basketball
Mike Smith never ceases to amaze me
still not sure how to pronounce "Quinnipiac"
that was a frustrating game to watch
there were some great dunks too

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ESC Finishes Off The Semester With Fire And (A Failed) Impeachment

Finn Klauber 8

Duane Reade rips us off every time and we just take it
life is now lit from 4pm on college walk
not your typical tree lighting ceremony
Plan B in a vending machine would be great
so many tourists on college walk
taxes are concepts for adults
trees are lit
Wellness vending machines sound amaze

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SGA Tries To Make An Appointment

Dassi Karp 0

brooks basement
but where was evie
bye shoshana
can we talk about how weird the weather is
constitution
low snap count today
public safety tries?
seven speeches is a lot of speeches
sga
so much suspense what will we do
soon
thank you danni for your support
the speeches weren't bad there's just not a lot of room for excitement
vermin
wbar rejected me freshmen year i'm not bitter
would this happen at ccsc? probably

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Office Hour Archetypes: The Clueless One

Abby Rubel 0

"cause when you try hard that's when you die hard"
ask questions to appear smart
mom advice
nobody goes to office hours until there is a paper due
professor stereotypes
professors are people too
why are office hours so awkward
why can't we be friends

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Bwoglines: The Go Ginsburg Edition

Roberta Rhyse 0

a day without politics lol
basically politics is like scandal
can you believe whats going on
columbia has so much dollar
Cookies are part of a balanced meal
I am a poet
I didn't know it
roy moore really?!

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Field Notes: Lit Trees Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

bwog wilds out yet again
drink safely friends
field notes
hi mom and dad I'm not dying
I was definitely the quincenera one
never watched lost never gonna it's too much
nothing good comes out of 1020
that's so funny that they got carded and denied at the theater instead of a bar

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