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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]

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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]

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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]

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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]

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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]

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The But Commandments

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 6 Comments

BUTLER called out from Floor 9 , and He called Bwog to the top of the mountain. Then But spoke all these words, saying: I. Thou shalt use thine headphones for any and all media playing, lest thou shouldest disturb other studiers. Thus thou shalt do, unless thou happenest to be listening to The Eye […]

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Where Do The 110 Elevators Go After 11pm?

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

110
conspiracybwog
listening to too much adventure zone?
shoutout to the 110 security guards they're very nice
we just wanna do our laundry after bwog meeting!

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Where Art Thou: Going Global

Sarah Kinney 1

arts
arts are going global today
bwog goes global too
columbia doesn't need to go global because it already is global
columbia university in the city of new york in the state of new york in the unites states of america in the world in the universe
in the city of new york
where art thou?

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Fall 2017 CCSC, ESC, SGA Election Results

Jenny Zhu 0

bwop tart
ccsc elections
ccsc president is in my lit hum class
does that make me famous lol
doesn't that make me kind of a celebrity
election season is upon us
elections
esc elections
im kinda glad elections are over though
my facebook newsfeed is definitely glad
sga elections

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Bwoglines: So Clean, So Fresh Edition

Jenny Zhu 1

but the real question is if i can use a tic tac in a mint julep
bwop tart
cuba
cuba and the usa get down and dirty
dang and i thought my bronchitis was bad
mozzarella stick
rt to save a cheesi life
sad little mozzarella stick :(
who would win: the powerful natural elements of new york or one cheezi boi

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Bwog Reviews: “Opening Night: Bach + Glass”

Zack Abrams 0

a far cry was amazing
do i have the bwog death note
i wrote about tom price this morning and now he resigned
if you see this comment your favorite minimalist artwork
no one reads the tags
the goat
this show was amazing
tom price is over party
tom price just resigned

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Networking Guide: How To Connect With The Hottest Dogs On Campus

Zack Abrams 0

"hi i'm a journalist and I need a picture of you and your dog"
all dogs hate trump
if you see this comment your dog's starbucks order
leave your own tips in the comments
paws your day and read this
research for this article was amazing
small dogs are better than big dogs
the goat

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Calling Berlin: Paul Hockenos Summarizes His Book At The Deutsches Haus

Abby Rubel 0

'meandering to begin with' - aka every bwog meeting ever
aka columbia vs barnard
david bowie???
Deutsches Haus
do they play German house music there?
east berlin vs west berlin
lecturehop
we're the grandmas in leather jackets
wish we'd actually had a chance to ask him about his life in berlin

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Help Puerto Rico And Learn A Cool New Skill!

Zack Abrams 0

can we start naming hurricanes after spec staff
help puerto rico because we know Trump won't
isnt it weird how a shit ton of water just decides to spin around
mapathon
shoutout
the goat
this sounds cool but i'm busy running bwog all day

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