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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Ask Bwog: Beer At Rite Aid

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 0 Comments

In today’s edition of Ask Bwog, we help you buy beer (or not buy beer) from the unlikeliest of sources. If you have any questions about anything, email tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. Dear Bwog, It was 1 am on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), and we desperately needed alcohol, so we made […]

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Bwoglines: You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

So Justin Bieber was carried onto the Great Wall of China. This comes as no surprise. Kentucky Fried Chicken, known as KFC by the masses, has just released “Go Cups.” Now you can eat fried chicken and get in car crashes at the same time. The NYC Opera has filed for bankruptcy. Instead of going […]

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Spec: Field Hockey Did Haze at ZBT

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 32 Comments

Killer reporting from Spec‘s Abby Abrams confirms: the field hockey team was responsible for the hazing at ZBT. Writes Abrams, “The field hockey team was welcoming its new first-year players with an annual tradition: a fraternity crawl. The last stop of the night was Zeta Beta Tau.” Says one connected ZBT alumnus,“The women’s field hockey team […]

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A Guide to Living in a Post-Shutdown World

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 5 Comments

Aficionado of all things apocalyptic, CC sophomore Geoffrey Loss explains the government shut down for the laypeople among us and strongly recommends that you loot Westside while you can. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! And by tomorrow I mean today because yesterday we had a government and now we don’t. Some of you may have heard about […]

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The 2017 Disorientation Guide Is Here

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Disorientation
disorientation guide
get involved
get that cash
money moves
nsop 2017

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Waking Up With Bwog: Hello New People

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are u a tinderella or a chicken tinder
bwog baby daddy
chicken titty
go to office hours so you can ask your profs' zodiac signs
JJ's stands for john jacob jingleheimer schmidt's
nslop
nsop
NSTOP in the name of love
waking up with a banana costume
waking up with bwog
we've always wanted to spend 12 hours in duane reade maybe this semester will be our time

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Columbia Food Bank Opens This Semester

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food bank
gssc
two weeks worth of non perishable food!
usenate
we can't snark about this - this is seriously awesome
will they have ramen though

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Houses And Homes: Atop Chapati House

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houses and homes
roti roll is better
strict vegetarianism = no tinder this summer
tale of despereaux
the curtains protect the artsy nook from intrusive eyes
the only non-bwog contributors are friends of bwoggers
tickling those ivories until they gleam

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Houses & Homes: Colorado

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ask for a mosquito mojito at 1020
chicken alfredoooooooo
colo RAD o
houses and homes
no med card needed
sand dune sand dude

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Packing Playlist 2017

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class of 2021
fuck your ivy league sweater
go ahead everybody judge this playlist
i secretly love frank sinatra
nsop 2017
playlist
see you soon
theres so many songs about new york eek
we all know how much amara loves playlists

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Shake Shack To Open In Morningside Heights This Wednesday

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also wait jj's doesn't even have cheese fries or alcohol
can you imagine living above a fucking shake shack
cheese fries
get cheese fries in our belliessssss
jj's is gonna be open 24/7!!!!!!
one of our commenters said ollie's was involved in trafficking?
shake shack
surprise!
tbt ollie's
though we have brought alcohol into jj's before

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Houses And Homes: Melbourne

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gonna miss our parents cleaning things when we have to look after our own shit in 110 next year
houses and homes
land down under
we could really go for some dumplings rn
wherever you are it probably is not (literally) cooler than this
wish it was winter here tbh

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