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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

All Weekend Remember this controversy? Well if you’re a self-identified woman of color, auditions for Barnard-Columbia V-Day’s Vagina Monologues start today. Tonight they’re in Pupin 414 from 8-11pm, Thursday Diana 502 9-midnight, and Friday Hamilton 316 5-8pm. Check the facebook event for more information. The Harlem Art Walk Tour is happening this weekend Saturday and Sunday from noon […]

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How To Be Successful At Instagram: Columbia Edition

Youngweon Lee 1

don't fuckin take me seriously ok
follow us on instagram @thebwog
im not instagram famous idk why i'm giving advice on this
instagram but make it columbia
instagram but make it pretentious
make sure you have Columbia University Class of 20** on your bio
what do your instagrams look like? let us know

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A Take On Military Aggression: The Delirium Exhibit At The Met Breuer

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art and my english classes make my head hurt
gotta wander onto a bus to get here but worth it
i met alicia keys in the met breuer and it made my semester
some alice and wonderland shit
the met breuer
trippy art

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Reach New Heights On The Diana Center Roof

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bold beautiful barnard
honestly i'm gonna skip class to check out this view
thank you public safety
the diana center is a safe haven for thin crust and thicc cuties

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Bwoglines: Going Overboard Edition

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anyone else sick of the bullshit already
bwoglines
I'm about to throw myself overboard rn
thinking about harvey and irma victims
where is your humanity @

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What To Do When You’re Trapped In A Hurricane

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harvey can kiss my ass
i had to go to my neighbors house and a fish swam past my leg
i legit almost pissed myself
legit trapped in my house for four days
my parents left me alone for the weekend
obviously was gonna have friends over
sadly the weekend didn't turn out as planned
thank god my house didn't flood tho

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Argus Quartet Kicks off Miller Theater’s 2017-2018 Season

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arts
artz
ban DOPE
bandeau
banjoe coffee
g string
if jazz had a flavor it would be lavender honey ice cream
if jazz had a smell it would be fresh suede
if jazz had a texture it would be a baby's bottom
jazz
miller theatre

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Historical Context And Present Absence: Barnard Convocation 2017

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barnard
but we still can’t swipe into JJ’s after 1 am?
convocation
counter convocation
everyone hates fleischer when they have her for fye but everyone's supporting her now
presbei
president beilock
the nard
wowza this was a lot

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GSSC Plans Out The Rest Of The Year

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500 pages of reading? weak. we have at least 1000
a sense of community? in gs? it's more likely than you'd think
food and puppies - music to our ears
gssc
have they finished the renovation of the gs lounge yet though

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