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Overheard: Cats 4 Lyfe

By Bwog Staff on Jan 31, 2013 1 Comments

We don’t know about you, but thinking about the future makes us want to cry. Getting a real job, being a productive member of society, having to, like, pay for stuff…it’s giving us stress dreams. At this point, we’re super thankful for tipsters who make us feel like “cat-lady” is a valid aspiration: “We could […]

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John Jay Descends into Anarchy

By Bwog Staff on Jan 31, 2013 27 Comments

John Jay let out a collective scream yesterday when housing announced that their elevator (cause of much strife) will not be fixed for another three to four weeks. Three. To. Four. Weeks. So, for all you JJ residents out there, that means another MONTH of twenty minute lines, cramming fifteen people into the elevator, and […]

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Boiler Explosion in 620

By Bwog Staff on Jan 31, 2013 8 Comments

Around 11 AM today, we started receiving tips about a massive noise heard at the 620 residence hall on 116th. Although our thoughts immediately jumped to the Cloverfield monster, the source of the noise appears to be something much less reptilian: the boiler. According to eyewitnesses, 620’s boiler exploded, producing massive amounts of smoke and […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/31/13

By Bwog Staff on Jan 31, 2013 1 Comments

A new semester means more chances for you to go to Columbia’s delicious greenmarket! Go buy yourself some yummy, farm-fresh food and take a break from the massive amounts of reading you already have piling up. As always, the greenmarket is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is […]

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Bwoglines: Unexplainable Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 31, 2013 0 Comments

In case you were wondering what happened to all those pigeon-carried-notes you sent to your friend, scientists have finally figured out the phenomenon that’s known as the “homing pigeon Bermuda Triangle.” (BBC) Oh, the price of beauty! Ashton Kutcher goes to great lengths to keep dat body. (Philly) Rihanna continues to sink lower in our […]

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Where Art Thou: Staff Picks Edition Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 4 Comments

As campus groups are still rolling into the new season and you still don’t have a shit-ton of work, why not go further? Break out of the bubble while you still have the chance and catch some of Bwog staff’s cultural picks for the week. Columbia: The Institute for Comparative Literature and Society is hosting […]

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Columbia’s Battle of the Bands

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 24 Comments

On Saturday at 9 pm in the Lerner Party Space, eight student bands will compete for your votes to play at Bacchanal. Each of the following groups will perform a 20 minute set: The Foggy Details, Lubeen, Bold Forbes, Star and the Sea, Vonzie Vidda & Flaxo, Phonoscenes, Ace of Cake, and Morningsiders. Back in December, we […]

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Fast Free Food

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 0 Comments

If you act quickly enough (read: start moving now), you can make tonight’s free food event, a.k.a. Community Impact’s Open House. Get your monthly exercise in by running to Earl Hall for free pizza, coffee, and cupcakes (remember, it’s our birthday). The event lasts until 8:30 and, you know, you might even help out the […]

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Overheard: The Ref Room

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 4 Comments

Are we really the only ones who masochistically love late-night lucubration in Butler? The taste of the corn muffins from Butler Café, especially after they’re a bit stale because then they don’t crumble so much? Whizzing by 45 steps on the banister from the third to the second floor? The extremely bright or dim “mood” […]

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They Say It’s Our Birthday

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 7 Comments

Seven lucky years ago, Bwog emerged from a womb of coding to shake things up and bring smart opinions on relevant and important discussions. We’ve had our fair share of growing pains, both big and significant as well as kind of ridiculous. Bwog definitely has loads more growth to go through, but at least now we […]

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Overseen: Hawkma on Wallach

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 1 Comments

“As a man, I’m flesh and blood; I can be ignored, I can be destroyed. But as a hawk… as a hawk I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting.”—Hawkma

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Found: Ving Room Key

By Bwog Staff on Jan 30, 2013 0 Comments

Found on 113th st. near Watt at around 6pm on Friday 7th. Number 037217 – maybe a key for McBain? Contact njr2115 to claim

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Columbia’s Vaporwave Club: For The Love of A E S T H E T I C

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B W O G L I K E S T H I S A E S T H E T I C
Bwog still doesn't know much about vaporwave
catch B W O G playing vaporwave at our next meeting (not really)
is this the kind of music all the kids are listening to?
the wikipedia page for vaporwave is a wild ride
this seems like a #meme

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Bwoglines: The World Has Gone Whack

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$200k is way too expensive
4 years of Columbia tuition = 1 ticket to Mars
50 years is too long
bwoglines
bye earth
how memes die
hump day blues
it's one of those days
keep it classy tennessee
keep some brooms handy
mom dad other mom?
moving to mars
typical wednesday
weird
whack

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Where Are The Claremont Crosswalks?

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47 claremont
buy you a drank
claremont
dazed and concussed
elliot
if we get hit by a car on claremont we want to be able to sue and we can't do that if we're technically jay-walking
martyrdom
photography
we demand crosswalks!!!!!!!
What is Mel's short for?

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SGA Plans On Spending Your Money On Something Good This Time

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#TREMENDOUS
Aging is overrated
Barnard Better Have My Money
BBHMM
but will there be wine at the reception?
bwogaliscious
can I get a hell no?
can I get an amen?
diaper money
drop that new bwoglines we the only thing on your sc-reens
DSpar
DSpar in NY times but not in your bank accounts
its all about the benjamins baby
Livestream?
mamma mia
meryl streep 4 next prez of barnard
MOOLA
sga
the pulitzer puhlease
where my money

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ESC Ignores Presidential Debate To Increase Columbia Spirit

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are you there PrezBo? It's me Finn
bringing an edge to political coverage
esc
IT'S [CURRENT YEAR] WHERE ARE MY UNIVERSALLY ACCESSIBLE BATHROOMS?
it's time somebody spoke the truth ya know?
just because we're a university on a hill doesn't mean the disabled shouldn't be here
prezbo needs to show up
prezbo only cares about undergrads when we make the new york times
prezbo only mentions us when he's threatening us
seriously though how can Columbia NOT provide basic disability access

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Bwoglines: “They Took ‘Er Jobs!”

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#TREMENDOUS
#washup
Basic Mathematics
Blurred Pork Rinds
but my ivy league education entitles me to this!
canada
canada is a viable option still
china
cnn
disenfratchisement
drumpft
DSig
frat party sweating should be a P.E. option
haterade
Joooobs
mexico
murica
newsiness
robin thicke?
row
row your boat gently down the stream
sorbae
south park doesn't lie
the jap lye chose me
the worst of both worlds
trumped
uncomfortable fake laughter
we dk what "uchicago" even is
what channel is pbs?

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Field Notes: Pop That Pumpkin Edition

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field notes
goddamn
in class rn thinking about PSLs now
it's a better meme than harambe
it's bad that we can't look at a pumpkin without thinking about pumpkin spice lattes
it's getting chilly
mercury was in retrograde so ya never know
that pumpkin meme will never die
there. we said it.
what a bizarre weekend

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Your Guide To Watching The Presidential Debate

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debate watching guide
lime-a-rita
miller doesn't need the ego boost
not a drinking game
what's worse the name "ooooh hill em" or michael miller being allowed to talk throughout the entire debate

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