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Senior Wisdom: Eli Grober

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 20 Comments

Today’s Senior Wisdom, evening edition: Eli Grober teaches you UWriting, and most likely does a better job than your actual UWriting professor did. Name, Hometown, School: Eli Grober, Somerville/Andover, MA, CC Claim to fame? It’s hard for me to take things seriously. I get motion sickness very easily, so I spend a decent amount of […]

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PSA: Bloodthirsty Monsters

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 10 Comments

As spring fully emerges, a new mutant breed of squirrels—created by ingesting the fertilizer in front of Butler—takes over campus as the first step in its quest for world domination. These squirrels have heightened mental and physical capacities, and have been terrorizing unsuspecting undergraduates. A few tipsters risked looking into the squirrels’ fatal beady eyes […]

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Energy Challenge Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 1 Comments

Columbia Housing has just announced the winner of their residential Energy Challenge, in which the residence hall that saved the most energy over the course of 26 days. The winner was Hartley: they reduced their energy consumption by 10.3%. Hartley residents will get a celebration catered by Dining Services, date and location TBA. River came in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yanyi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 30 Comments

Your week just got two times better: we’re doubling up on Senior Wisdoms, since there are just too many wise graduates out there with stories to share. The first senior today: Yanyi, designer extraordinaire (including of Bwog). Name, Hometown, School: Yanyi — Glen Carbon, IL (most recently) but Zigong, China (to be accurate) — Columbia […]

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ABC Election Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-2014 Activities Board Below! According to outgoing ABC president Saketh Kalathur, this year marks a switch to a Direct Democracy mode of representation: each ABC rep was elected only by the groups in their category. Best of luck for next year, all! Executive Board: President: Tony Lee, CC ’15 Vice President: […]

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Bwog Asked: Coping With Finals

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 9 Comments

Finals are just around the corner, and Butler is already crowded with people getting ready. Those poor miserable souls seemed only to have work, but we knew there was more, we wanted to know what kept them going. We asked, “What’s your finals coping mechanism?” here are some of the answers we got. Quiet librarian: […]

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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 27 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger, of SWS fame, who calls us out on our own darker past. Name, Hometown, School: Evan Burger; Huxley, Iowa; CC (Philosophy major) Claim to fame: Founding member/lead organizer of Student-Worker Solidarity by day, Lerner manager by night. Where are you going? Starting June 3rd, I’ll be fighting corporate power in […]

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Early Struggles Long Behind, Lions Sweep Ivy League Championship

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 3 Comments

High five the baseball team next time you see them–they’re Ivy League Champs! Sports fan Luca Marzorati tells the triumphant tale… For the first time in six years, the Columbia baseball team earned a berth in the NCAA Tournament, as the Lions won back-to-back games against Dartmouth on Saturday for an 11th Ivy League Championship. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 2 Comments

Are you still searching for your lost shaker of salt? Well just forget about it and come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Bwog instead! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm. Bring ideas and pitchers of margarita. Bwog “does not own any part of this song, or Jimmy Buffett” via Youtube

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Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 12 Comments

Fromage ’13, thanks for keeping us relevant. “Seven years they’ve been asking students at Columbia, would you rather give up cheese or oral sex…I don’t know why!!” via Youtube

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Bwoglines: We Are All Left Edition

Timmy Wu 0

anything could happen in NYC
bad jokes are bad but laughter si good
Britain's Got Talent
bwog is funny
Bwog went to the same comedy school as MAry
Colombia
like cars blowing up

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Where Art Thou: Sketchy Randos

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'another avant-garde' is sarcasm? we think?
'Figaro always sounds like the Bohemian Rhapsody pronunciation in our head
'from heaven to hell' sounds like the Columbia experience in a single phrase
cheers to the seniors!
is there a single person on the Orchesis board whose job it is to come up with title-puns?
she got a body like Rihanna

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The Periodic Table Of Columbia University

Youngweon Lee 2

er for cava lol
he for help because help me
im sorry new hampshire doesn't really have anything to do with columbia
in lumine tuo videbimus lumen
sigma frats and such
snakes and sadboys
sorry my handwriting sucks i did my best
this was really hard to make please appreciate it
y for youngweon lmao
y$

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Disband The Columbia University Marching Band

Bwog Staff 3

an op ed based entirely in truth and facts
april fool's
bwog is really looking forward to next orgo night - what a shitshow that'll be
cancel the band!!!!11!!!!1
cumb
if prezbo says it it must be true

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Chicken Strips Are The Solution To Stress Culture

Amara Banks 0

april fool's
brilliance
chicken
conflict
genius
im a good writer
resolution
strip
this post is a joke

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Why Fraternity Brothers Are The Unsung Heroes Of Columbia

Finn Klauber 0

april fool's
as good as the spectador?
good op ed?
op ed
see ma I can write for spec

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Bwoglines: Laughing Dolphins Edition

Alex Tang 0

bwoglines
i wish i were half as photogenic as that dolphin
tap that refresh button
this whole school needs church
treat yourself honey
you deserve it

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The Word On Bacchanal

Lila Etter 1

bacchanal
breaking bacchanal
not kanye west
sorry
ugh

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