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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Field Notes: Body Party Edition

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b0dy
baby mama dramam
body
bwog baby daddy
failing cc in #mycalvins
field notes
fingers and mojitoes
locked out of ec in #mycalvins
mohayyyyy
mohi-to
our bwody is a party
party
vagina vagina
weekend

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Columbia To Honor The Lenape People With Installation Of Plaque Tonight

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columbus who?
indigenous peoples day
lenape
lenape plaque
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CCSC’s Interminable Bylaws And Sexual Assault Bill

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casa
ccsc
homecoming is close!
keep Columb aaccountable
sandwich ambassador
so many bylaws
so many rules
student win
Student Work Solidarity is kicking ass
what even?

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Bwoglines: “It Can’t Get Any Worse” Debate Edition

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bwog getting serious
bwoglines
drinking into oblivion
generation of masochists
help America
hillary
Hillary going to jail?
Make America Grope Again
no more genitalia talk people
political bwoglines
presidential debate
trump
why are we doing this to ourselves?
why isn't Trump in jail yet?

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Bucketlist: Thanks Obama

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bucket list
bucketlist
so much obama stuff
thanks obama
why doesn't obama actually come here though?

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bwog meeting announcement
free food
little fucker rodents take over campus
meeting announcement
please
turn off that computer... unless it has pitches on it bc then you should bring it to bwog

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Horror Story: The Oven

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bwog gets spooky
claremont
horror story
malfunctioning oven
month of halloween
this is based on a real story
who wants to carry an exhaust fan all the way from hartley to claremont

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Making Your Pointless Work-Study Job Look Better On Paper

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a lot of work went into these
aren't your resumes already perfect?
let's pretend we don't exist
mama bwog just wants to make sure you find a good job to put on your resume
pretending is the highest art form
pretending to work
real advice
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