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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

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Delta Gamma Anchor Splash Official Preview Power Rankings

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actually unbiased review
good job Pike
good job sig chi
late night bwog
lnb
Sig Nu is for geeds
try harder ZBT
unbiased because the fraternity wasn't included

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Spooky Scary Bucketlist

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almost as spooky as attending an ESC meeting
bucket list
bucketlist
scary
Seal your doom tonight
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
skeletons
spooky
spooky scary skeletons

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Bwog Meeting Tonight And Also World Spine Day

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back 2 back
back 2 bwog
been lying prostrate?
bwog meeting
meeting annoucement
meeting tonight
world spine day

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‘Runway Warriors’ Take Roone Auditorium By Storm

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Alpha Chi Omega
best srat philanthropy event? maybe
bigger and better than ever
Bwog didn't win any of the raffle items but we won't hold that against you
how much money did AXO bring in though???
it's fashion baby
runway warriors
the moroccanoil is pretty great though

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Do I Still Yearn For My School Spirit?

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"we couldn't beat the good Ivies" for some reason this is reminiscent of the ivy league snap story
#sweaterweather
all 8 ivies *sigh*
boo brown
columbia is not harvard
fuck Brown fuck Yale
kale
kale tho
where is Ithaca again?

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Bwoglines: Shhhhh…Edition

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...I think not!
2016 presidential election
french fries
gotta love North Korea
islamophobia
north korea is cray cray
put up or shut up
shhhhh....
shut your mouth

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Bwog Does Anthropology: Which Song Does Your Club Turn Up To?

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"EC or die"
A cappella is sexy
anthropology
get sticky
if you want to play percussion for wind ensemble email wind-exec@columbia.edu
lin manuel miranda spotted on low steps
spec sucks
throwback songs are the best songs even if they're bad
We go to see the marching band

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RoomHop: Art Installation In 600

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600
arsty
art major
auditorily is a freaking word goddamnit
barnard art
bwog travel
christmas tree lights
eclectic music taste
ekphrasis
empty houses
funky
Lou Reed
mac demarco forever
music and art
roomhop
when u have a drawing of naked mac demarco on your wall

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