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Overheard: Trouble at the Turnstiles

By Bwog Staff on Apr 20, 2013 19 Comments

Two men in fancy suits walk into Lerner. One man passes through the turnstiles with ease. The other is left stuck on the side of the public – the side of the plebians. This will not do. Stuck man to desk: “Can’t I go through!? I’m not an alumni here, but I DID go to Harvard.” […]

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Bwoglines: Gotta Catch ‘Em All Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 20, 2013 3 Comments

A wild Mewthree appears! (Digital Times) Gulati, I choose you! (Sports Illustrated) Bwog used Poke Ball. *struggle*struggle*struggle* Aww! It appeared to be caught! (CNN – Marquee Blog) Bwog used Master Ball. Gotcha! The Boston Bomber was caught! (New York Times) A cheap imitation via Shutterstock

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Eternal Glory For You….And Your Prospie

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 3 Comments

This weekend’s Days On Campus (damn you SEAS for getting the real weekend nights) coincides perfectly with 4/20, some actually slightly spring weather (maybe…) and generally the last weekend before finals start to kick in. What does that mean? That you should be showing your prospie an excellent time, *not* making them sleep on your […]

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PrezBo Gives Statement on the Boston Violence

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 2 Comments

PrezBo has just released a statement on the lifting of the lockdown in Boston, with no mention of the lack of alert last night. Boston is in Bwog’s thoughts, especially as an apparent standoff is currently going on, and we hope that everybody with friends and family remains safe and sound. CPS and Public Safety […]

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The Barnard Annual Gala

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 8 Comments

Last night the Barnard Annual Gala raised 2.2 million dollars for financial aid. Bwog sent Diligent Debutante Maud Rozee to find out how that was even possible. The Plaza Hotel is possibly the fanciest venue in New York City, and last night it was filled with impeccably dressed, mostly old, white and incredibly rich Barnard […]

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Deantini Kissing a Horse

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 11 Comments

Today if you are on Low Plaza at 5:40, you can see two things: a horse, and Deantini, who will then proceed to make out. Deantini lost won the “Kiss the Horse” competition sponsored by Camp Kesem, which provides a free summer camp for children whose parents have been affected by cancer. There is absolutely […]

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Overseen: Boston Celtics Just Chilling

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 9 Comments

You may never have been to Dodge, but the Boston Celtics have. Currently they are shooting hoops in Levien Gymnasium, getting ready for their upcoming playoff game against the Knicks tomorrow afternoon. Gratuitously matte photo below.

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Drinking With Bwog: It’s Almost Sunny at Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 1 Comments

Ah, spring. It’s a transformative time for Columbia students. While normally we avoid nature like the plague, now we have the overwhelming urge to roll around in the grass and take day trips to Long Island. Instead of the usual tones of dubstep floating across Low steps, we hear people playing The Beach Boys. Everything […]

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Overseen: Points for Originality

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 7 Comments

A tipster spotted this umm…”creative” sleeper on the third floor of the Diana Center yesterday. While we give her credit for being really fucking weird imaginative, we actually have no idea how you could ever fall asleep like this or why you would ever want to. I mean, think about how many people’s butts have […]

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Bwoglines: You Thought It Couldn’t Get Worse Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 19, 2013 0 Comments

Justin Bieber can’t seem to do anything right. After the Anne Frank uproar, Twitter blows up, to which Bieber responds with a cartoon of himself and a shirtless girl. (LA Times) Susan Patton, of “find a husband” fame, gave a talk at Princeton, during which she said that “[college women] will become progressively more desperate every year they waits to […]

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On The Emergency Text Message System

By Bwog Staff on Apr 18, 2013 26 Comments

After the suspicious package was found today on campus and the surrounding area was shut down by NYPD, many of us were anxious to find that, while Barnard students received multiple alerts, Columbia did not send any alerts about the event. David Fine, CC’13, former chair of the SGB and editor emeritus of The Current, […]

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Suspicious Package Found

By Bwog Staff on Apr 18, 2013 63 Comments

Police have cordoned off an area on College Walk by the Broadway gates Broadway from 115th to 117th. Police are saying a suspicious package was left on campus and needs to be investigated. More info as we get it. Update, 7:40: Both sides of Broadway are now closed, including for cars. NYPD confirms suspicious package. […]

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Work Work Work Work Worchesis: Bwog Reviews Orchesis

Asya Sagnak 0

i know this is a crime but i don't really know what happened in high school musical
is the work work work work from that trap song
orchesis
that's a lot of works
whenever i see contra i just think of vampire weekend and also heroine
wish i could dance

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Housing Coverage, Day 5

Bwog Staff 3

housing 2017
mcbain doubles... sad reacts only
our shoulders are still available for crying on
tfw columbia housing is a stressful experience even for barnard students

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Bacchanal 2017: A Survival Guide

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bacchanal
bacchanal 2017
bacchanal survival guide
bagels
bagels 4 dayz
bwogchanal
cava
d.r.a.m.
don't roll for the first time at bacchanal
edibles
jungle juice
LI-TTY TI-TTY
litty titty
mimosa
mykki blanco
s/o to emily
the party and the afterparty
waffle titty
we wanted tinashe for bacch
we'll have fuck spec stickers in our fanny packs
which bwogger will get cava'd at bacch
who tf is alunageorge

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So You Want To Hook Up With The Bacchanal Headliner

Bwog Staff 0

"artist's rendition"
bacchanal
forgive me but i didnt kno there could be multiple headliners
i'm a festival virgin
never use public safety to get laid
no top at all
this sounds like a lot of work

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Housing Reviews 2017: Furnald

Sarah Kinney 0

fort furnald
furnald
housing reviews 2017
it's such a nice dorm
lmao the first time i had sex at columbia was in a Furnald room
seriously this dorm is so beautiful it's insane
the views are so nice too

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Bwoglines: Runaway Edition

Angelica Lagasca 1

bwoglines
can you trust a dude whose first name sounds/looks eerily like his last
chris christie really thinks he can get away with it
first overheard not from my art history lecture
i dropped 36 dollars on facial sunscreen smfh

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Bacchanal As Told By Someone Who Knows Nothing About Bacchanal

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adderall
alcohol
are we pigs
bacchanal
crossed
droooogs
drugs
faded af
ferris
fiji
fountain pen
frats
JJs
masturbation
pen-like
penning us in
pens
students
xanax

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A+ Fashion: How Hard Of A Grader Will Your TA Be Based On Their Fashion Choices

Jack Treanor 0

actually though grad students are the best
anyone else still missing grades??
Assistant
but i'm not an [insert subject major here]]
no offense because it's rad that you're smart enough to do that and allb
please be nice to your students
Teaching Ass
undergrad tas are the WORST

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