Read the title. General Selection, join your peers in the general mediocrity of housing! Make the nerve-wracking choice between Broadway singles and River singles (and then explain about a thousand times where exactly River is and that yes, it is a Columbia dorm)! Relish in the fact that you don’t have to repeat your housing […]
Last week, an event named “Ayiti Cherie: The Next Chapter,” a celebration of Haitian culture was held at the Diana Event Oval. This was to the delight of Bwog’s sensation, Tamsin Pargiter, who with much elation went to the location for a Haitian vacation to cure her starvation. Here’s the narration: I arrived at the […]
“To go wrong in one’s own way is better than to go right in someone else’s.” – Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime & Punishment The door is there. But what is a door without a handle?
You guys knew these already, which is why we haven’t posted them yet… We thought letting you forget about CCSC elections for a while would make them more exciting. Anyhow, congratulations again to all the newly elected members! Executive Board: It’s Always Sunny At Columbia (Daphne Chen, Briana Saddler, Bob Sun, Peter Bailinson, Noah Swartz) Senate: Jared […]
Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank would have been a belieber. OMG GUISE HES BEING SO SELF-CENTERED EVERYTHING THAT JBIEBZ SAYS IS IMPORTANT (Sun-Times) Microsoft apparently is working on a smart watch. DIDNT APPLE SAY THEY WERE DOING THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO COME ON MICROSOFT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER (Apple Insider) Drug tsar says financial crisis […]
In preparation for the beginning of registration tomorrow morning, Bwog’s been noticing some oddities in the Columbia bulletin–missing times for Art Hum classes, the standard lack of Global Core courses (leave suggestions of good ones in the comments, please), and the overwhelming notion that every class is at either T/Th 4:10-6 or M/W 10:10-12. In […]
Live music, name tag chains, sauntering parents, and teenaged strangers in your hall bathrooms—it’s Days on Campus part one, people! Part deux is next weekend. Relive your prefrosh misadventures with the full schedule below: More like dazed on campus, amirite via Wikimedia Commons
Make mistakes at Bacchanal? Just forget about it, because that was so yesterday! You can start over today by going to the Bwog meeting tonight in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7 pm. Bring your ideas, your friends, and your fingerless leather gloves à la Hilary Duff in this music video. […]
Madysen Luebke, a wizard who “just hasn’t gotten her Hogwarts letter yet,” sat down and had the retinal signals of the Spring Orchesis performance relayed to her brain. Although the lack of Harry Potter was greatly disappointing (given the title), the Spring Orchesis performance still delivered a good dose of the headmaster’s charisma the audience […]
There will be a candlelight vigil to remember Jessica Fingers tonight from 7 pm-9 pm on Low Plaza. A moment of silence will be held, and several people will have prepared statements that will be read. After this, anyone attending who would like to share a few words about Jessica will be asked to come forward […]
A roundup of lawl-worthy moments from Bacchanal: Memorable (or maybe not so memorable since most of you won’t remember yesterday) quotes: “Did you hear that mosh pitting perfectly mimics random particles in a box?” “I really have to pee and take 4 shots!” “That five year old doesn’t have a CUID!” Drunk GS students outside […]
Commercial carters mechanically recycle using shred-soak-scrub-float.
Some countries store trash underground.
Since trash piles coincide with subway stops, subways can be used
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