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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

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Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]

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Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style. When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]

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Deep Space Bucketlist

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bucket list
bucketlist
DEEP SPACE!!!
if only the George Osborne event were open :(
many many events this week
space
space parties are the bomb
ugh python
virtual reality is my new home

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Bwoglines: Hurt and Repair Edition

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demonstration
egypt
I am with you
no justice no peace
okay guys where is the camera
peace is possible
protest
what's the difference between a monorail and a gondola
wut this is not a reality show?

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Classes To Take Before You Die (Or Graduate): Spring 2017 Edition

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bwog loves helene
bwog loves philosophy
classes to take before you die
gotta keep RBG healthy for the next 4 years
how many credits do I need to be a productive citizen and get my laundry done
I need a lesson on logic
I'd do anything for RBG
I'll be RBG's personal trainer if I have to
kind professors are the best professors

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Checking Out The CoLab Fall Showcase

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arts at columbia
bwog can't dance to save its life
bwog is a sucker for pretty lights
CoLab Fall Showcase
i am a trash bag
I hope cider week is on the Julian calendar so one day it will coincide with Shark week
Improv Everywhere

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Where Art Thou: Salvation By Faith

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'A Wrinkle in Time' sounds like a Bernie Sanders presidency with its love and communism
lots of dancing this week
pop-art rabbis are the dopest rabbis of them all
tbt to the Dems watch party called "Oooh Hill 'Em"
we all need some sufi music and love right now

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Bwoglines: The Health Of Our Nation

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bwoglines
climate change isn't real
La Nina sounds like a great Spanish dish
once we sent a message to mark zuckerberg but he never even saw it much less replied so what's the point of living
president-elect Trump is a terrifying reality
the only people really on Facebook are old people so.... lol
water is a human right
where's my water

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Whine & Cheez: Yellow Tail Chardonnay

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chardonnay
Imports
in demand
international
jap lyf chose me
oren's psl sucks
the jap lyf chose me
throw away your psl
white whines
Yellow Tail

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Students Protest In Front Of KDR House In Response To Wrestling Team’s Messages

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activism
KDR
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