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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Barnard 2017 Preliminary Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced

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9 ways of not caring
barnard pbk
barnard phi betta kappa
denial
exclusion
exclusive!
exclusivity
going out
inductees
lets build a wall
nous
pbk
phi betta kappa
phi betta kappa u dig
revenge of the nerds
smarts
snark

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SGA: Barnard Makes It Rain

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barnard
FAC
hella proposals
sga
sga meeting

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Bwoglines: Who Let The Dogs Out?

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another chipotle lawsuit
baddest bitch around
bwogaliscious
bwoglines
chipotle
chipotles
false advertisingc
free the animals
ivanka ivana coincidence i think not
jap lyf chose me
read the fine print
screaming
snapchat
Symposium
texASS
the jap lyf chose me
who let the dogs out

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Field Notes: Thankful For Another Break Edition

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1020 good times
be thankful bitches
bwogsgiving is real thanksgiving
free drinks thanks to horny men
glitter makes things better
have fun!
ready for the holiday
ready to leave morning side again
we hate when we lose our shit too
why aren't wednesday classes all cancelled for holiday?
yoga is NOT relaxing

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Columbia Releases Statement On Undocumented Students And DACA

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DACA
provost
sanctuary campus
undocumented students

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Speculating (And Hoping) About Barnard’s Next President

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anarchy if it is a man
badass bitch for president (michelle)
beyonce song now stuck in our head
dpsar abandoning barnard
dspar spotted playing tennis at lincoln center over the weekend- why?
let us run this bitch
michelle can guide us
please let it be michelle obama
rather have a fictional character lead barnard
what did dena hinkson do that made everyone hate her so much?
where is hope now?
who run the world- GIRLS

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Knock ‘Em Dead: NOMADS Presents “Ooh Kill ‘Em”

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barnard represent
Bwog prefers Pulp Fiction... maybe next semester?
girl power
nomads
Ooh Kill 'Em
parody
student productions
tarantino classic
the bride
uma thurman was great in the original

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CCSC: Food Bank Partnership, Co-Sponsorship, And Debate Team Funding

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ccsc
debate team funding
food bank
food bank now has to answer to ccsc
food insecurity is a real thing on campus
funding allocations
is the debate team like a legit thing here?
michael haggins
thanksgiving goodie bags
tree lighting
where does this money come from?
why are the tree lights already up?
why do they light the tree so late?

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