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Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition Pt. 2

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

So it’s finals times and you say you won’t be drinking? Yeah, we totally believe you. Just in case you want to—you know—live vicariously through our staggering prose, we bequeath unto you Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition. Read responsibly! If you’ve somehow managed to score a seat in the ref room, Bwog would shake your hand. […]

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Orgo Night Recap

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 30 Comments

The semesterly tradition of filling Butler 209 to capacity happened last night, and for all those who missed out on the swampy experience (the B.O. levels rivaled Butler 409) we present a short collection of thoughts, observations, and Instagram-y photos cobbled together at a surprisingly empty 1020 (thank you Lit Hum and CC finals!). The […]

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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Personals: Abina And Sarah

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gender is a social construct
How has Chai fallen so far?
the Boston suburbs
Who doesn't have the feels for Che Guevara
Will share Percocet with someone special

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Bwoglines: This Is Your City Edition

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Classy sex kits--because who wants inelegant condoms?
The hipsters are mourning the end of the subway car graveyard
Those condoms are cute tho
We've been at school so long that we forgot how to drive
You can cry about the cold but your tears will freeze in your eye sockets

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Personals: Britt And Leila

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britt
britt would def be ptolemaic
leila
lots of links here
Low IQ Dog Person--do you mean our ex?
nebraska home of the corn land of the free
not sure if leila would be ptolemaic in principle but she def has The Look
personals
personals 2016
ruff room

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The Hookup: Microform Room

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"please do not lock the door! :)" you mock us
did anyone know this room even existed? no? that's the point
i wanna C your v. starr ;)
the hookup
what is an “I’m majoring in the study of Chinese microfilm” face

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Embodied Cognition

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embodied cognition
is bwog just a conceptual piece of music
look at all the fucks we give about embodied cognition (jk we give a lot of fucks)
mid-day music
throwback to when you had to clean the spit out of your recorder in 3rd grade... the simple times

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Parachuting Into Your Life

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campus reps
cashmere
clothes
delicate
eighteen dollars lmao
fifty cent
friends come through
how fucking pretentious does this make me sound lol
laundry
parachute
parachute into your DMs like
when columbia gets free laundry and you don't
when u opt for premium care but they see u only paid 50 cents for this
win win situation

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Bwoglines: Magic and Lobsters Edition

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bernie in the house
bwoglines
dump trump
tree lobsters
yer an old-ass wizard harry

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Prezbo Asks Too Many Questions And Answers Too Few

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1 minute and 59 seconds isn't soon enough!
Going undercover as a student in 'The College'
He actually seems like he would be a good professor
If you don't know what the Global Centers are then you probably don't actually go here
Lee Bollinger
Prezbo the politician
Still reeling over those takeout containers

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