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The Puppies Return

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 11 Comments

Celebrate the end of your LitHum/CC/all of the finals with the return of happiness, a.k.a a bunch of really sweet dogs hanging out in your dorms. Tomorrow from 2 to 3:30 p.m., the lounges of John Jay and Furnald will be overcome with puppy fur, hot chocolate, cider, and Stressbusters (JJ only). Here’s the list […]

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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Celebrate The Birth Of Barnard’s TLC

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bwog baby daddy
bwog is *still* looking for a baby mama
bwog's tlc
next tlc show: extreme food carting
no scrubs
rush bwog
tender love and care
the bwog center
the bwog filter
TLC
TLC rising
toddlers and tiaras
try the bwog filter
who should the TLC be named after? bwog

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Bwoglines: Not Such Good Kush(ner) and Alcohol

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bwogaliscious
bwoglines
de facto president
dissapointed
dissapointment
donald trump
election drama
gerrymandering
good kush
GOP
grab em by the pussay
machievelli
narendra modi
not my de facto president
not my president
president elect
the jap lyfe chose me

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Field Notes: We Are So Close To Giving Up Edition

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adding bored@butler to the list of things killed by 2016
field notes
it's been a tough week
thanksgiving break is too close to winter break for it to be humane
this is why we need SNL on saturdays
we just want to be back home ballers again

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The American Hangover: Artivism After Trump

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"not Trump"
brandon dixon
columbia alums
columbia law school
everyone should have gone to this event
hamilton
i love slam poetry
lexsizzle lehmannizzle
where can i find hamilton tickets

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Call For Actual Wisdoms

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bwog approves of accidentally matching with your young professors on tinder
call for actual wisdoms!!
crush away
dumbledore as dspar's replacement 2k16
JUST DO IT
we're really hoping a few specific people get nominated here

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Bwoglines: Twitter Gone Wild Edition

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always here with that columbia alum mention
bwoglines
follow us on twitter for more political drama
is there a word for the desperation you feel when you want to see the tax returns but you don't think you can survive this presidency without alec's soothing comedy
tell us your scary uber horror stories
twitter: the nation's realest battleground
UNFORTUNATELY KATE MCKINNON DOES NOT HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT
we can't imagine anything worse than a retweet from donald trump

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CUMB Releases First Round Of Fall Orgo Night Flyers

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cumb
fuck youuuu
G(TB)^2
how long can they milk that poor tree
me: this meme is dead. me to me: it's still kinda funny though
orgo night
tag yourself as parts of the video we're AAAAAAAAAAAAA
what is a meme
what is an old meme

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Bucketlist: Losers And How Not To Lose

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fuck 538
fuck nate silver
if you read 538 like its the Bible there's something wrong with you
nate is a cuck
nice way to destroy statistical integrity Nate Bronze
seriously nate silver looks like the person he is
you may ask why I dislike Nate Silver so much
you should just look at his whiny face for an answer

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