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History is Among Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 8 Comments

Unearthed from under centuries of dirt and cigarette butts, this Mini Stonehenge has been found in our very own Riverside Park. Archaeologists say it is an ancient mystic healing place erected by Columbia students to mend wounds (read: paper cuts) received in the great 1754 Battle of the Butler. Administration is now considering developing it […]

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Overseen: Stereotypes Go Out The Window

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 5 Comments

While Columbians might not be the most diehard of sports fans, it’s been pretty hard to ignore this year’s playoff hype. After all, we love a good debate. And at the very least, having New York’s very own Giants in the Super Bowl would offer us a rare opportunity for day-drinking. That’s why a tip […]

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Lost: Zara Three Quarter Length Crossover Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo (Campo) Jan. 19/20 at 12:30 am. Please contact kso2110@columbia.edu if you accidentally took the wrong jacket! Jacket is very similar to this make: http://tinyurl.com/lostjacket, except it has inner cuffs, which are wool, and an inner collar which is leather. The jacket has water proof material on the outside. If you mistakenly took a Zara […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Wrong-Aid

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 14 Comments

“A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.” –Jean-Paul Sartre

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Early Phi Beta Kappa for 2012!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 46 Comments

Columbians, prepare to lash out in insecurity! CC 2012’s first batch of inductees to Phi Beta Kappa has been announced, and will be inducted into the nation’s oldest academic honor society this month. A larger group of scholarly standouts will get the nod later in the semester. If this is all Greek to you, just […]

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 4 Comments

Why did the number of applicants to Columbia dwindle to a mere 32,000? Perhaps the kids realized it’s “impossible” to get in so they’ve all stopped applying, or more likely, it’s because Harvard and Princeton brought back early action. (Business Week) Mayor Bloomberg already takes Spanish lessons, but this year he wants to try a new language: […]

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Drinking With Bwog: Bahama Mama

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

The return of classes does have a silver lining: the return of weekends! Every Thursday your lovely pals at the Columbia Bartending Agency provide you with new ways to forget everything you learned during the week. This week, Matt Kalish transports you to a better place. As the new semester rolls in along with the cold […]

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Seek Fame and Fortune

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 5 Comments

Have you ever dreamt of being famous? Now’s your chance. You could grace the pages of our blue-toned blog as the star of one of our theatre reviews! You will be expertly critiqued by our crack team of Music Hum graduates, and cheered on by our insatiable comment section. Oh, and don’t forget—Bwog fame has its perks. […]

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John Jay Emerges From Its Cocoon; Wing-Flapping Ensues

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Agonize no longer about what John Jay’s facelift will mean for the ambiance of your favorite date spot—its shiny tabletops and questionably sauced meats glisten once again under lights much too bright for a Campo Mel’s hangover. Wethinks the juxtaposition of the round tables with the floor’s neutral-colored quadrants conveys the plight of a carefree freshperson […]

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Overseen: Trying Too Hard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 3 Comments

Yes CCE, we know that it’s hard to get jobs in today’s uneasy job market, where there is hardly any work. But that still doesn’t mean that you have to hardcore beat us over the head with posters of pirate ships like it’s too hard for us to find a job sans mnemonic device or abused pun. We […]

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Lost: Android Tablet

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 0 Comments

Lost Asus Transformer, probably somewhere in Lerner. If found, please email whb2107@columbia.edu.

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Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 8 Comments

Just as you realize that watching all those Breaking Bad episodes reading all your chemistry textbooks during break still doesn’t shake that feeling that you’re not quite so ready for another semester, your professors made another round of funny comments to get you back into the swing of things. Professor Richard Bulliet, History of America in the Muslim World […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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basically we're just stealing this girl's ideas
bwog meeting tonight
getting crafty up in here
getting real tired of writing these fucking meeting announcements
is linking to a youtube video a cop out meeting announcement?
just sunday things
meeting announcement
Mother's Day yay
remember when Spectrum copied our senior wisdoms?
second to last meeting of the semester
woohoo mama we've almost made it

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Bucket List: End Of The Semester Edition

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black holes oh no
bucket list
collet and collin
digital economics
impact investing
NBC producers on campus
professors getting awards
the latino vote IS important
the US and China depend on each other and we're fucked for it

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Bwoglines: Bernie Sanders Edition

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#sunday edition
bernie sanders edition
bernie sanders is running; in other news bernie sanders is too old to physically run
Bernie Sanders' major in college was Horticulture
bwoglines
doesn't Nicki get half a mil for a verse?
imagine a smutty Hillary/Bernie fanfic...
okay but is his hair as good as Prezbo's???
only $1.5 mil?
raising taxes? but he's a democrat!
that's some sweet looking hair

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USenate Approves Changes to Rules of Conduct

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bwog is a newspaper
check it
check it out yall
hard to identify? better ignore it
prezbo: the defender bwog needs
tenure
tenure privilege
unitary justice
usenate
usenate plenary

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Go To The Varsity Show: Bwog Reviews Almageddon

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a post deer to our hearts
Bwog sat behind Suzanne Goldberg; she said she didn't know she could sing so well
bwogarts
man we really don't care for Dartmouth
RA humor
v121
varsity show
We love Arrow

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How To Avoid Being Inconvenienced By Commencement

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bleachers
commencement setup sucks
construction
how to get around campus
thanks for making me late to class columbia
that time bwog gave you directions

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Senior Wisdom: Simone Norman

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"lots of hair"
all about that psych
bagels
barnard babe
barnard hall bathroom for life
barnard's resident funny gal
Bwog Senior Wisdom
can we go on a bagel date with simone?
control top
ladyprov
remember when we wrote fanfic about millie and roaree?
senior wisdom
senior wisdoms 2015
we read that american girl book too

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Bwoglines: Nihilism Edition

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agony of choice
bwoglines
God is dead
happy may everyone
hope you're having a great weekend
inexorable march of violence
mankind lacks a workable trajectory
the world gets stretched out
weather is really picking up

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