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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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SGA Gets Crazy On 4/20

Maddie Stearn 0

4/20 SGA style
can Barnard students join the Men's Volleyball team?
elections are ovaaa
lol as if Bwog would write PG fanfic
Mille + Roaree 5ever
seniors about to get hella nostalgic
WBAR-B-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
what if no one finds Roaree???
what if SGA is the illuminati?

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Bwoglines: A Slice Of That Edition

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64 calories is like 1/8 of a koronet slice
badgalriri
bitch betta have my pizza
dominos always tries to reform their recipe but it'll just never be good REAL TALK
famiglia or bust
koronet's
pizza patterned bathing suit game strong
saucin saucin saucin on u
the papa johns guy is scary
toppingz on toppingz on toppingz

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Field Notes: It Was Near 80 Degrees On Saturday Edition

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all my exes are in texas
but you can try long distance i guess
field notes
heyo columbia water polo!
melon thief
notes from the field
seriously why can't it just stably be spring
since when does cannon's care how old you are
sorry honey college ends high school relationshipsb

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2015: Carman

Bwog Staff 2

#shafted
can carman be renovated next?
carman
carman aesthetics
carman hall
carman hall it doesn't get better
freshpeople housing reviews
shafted by lerner
you love ur big? i love my RA

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Pulitzers In Pulitzer

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big doin's over at the j-school
much literary
pulitzer prize
pulitzer prize awards 2015
really high tech with that livefeed
remember that time everyone thought ebola was going to spread in new york?
yeah we didn't know it was called the pulitzer building either

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The Official Prospie Guide To 4/20

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"welcome to columbia"
"why is this day different from all other days?"
4/20
April 20th
devils lettuce
if ur reading this (it's too late) nah forreal tho someone comment about the history of 4/20
instagram and snapchat and hashtags OH MY
it's also hitler's bday :///
it's the most wonderful time of the year
prospective student weekend 2k15
prospie
smoke weed erryday
that awkward moment when ur a jewish stoner and u wanna celebrate today but then u remember adolf was born on this day :///

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Columbia Is The Training Ground For Bullshitters Of The Future

Bwog Staff 4

#throwback
4/20 doesn't fux with the patriarchy
kevin karn
none of our lives are important enough to document
ok we get it it's 420
ridin' high on their egos
that fake latin in the beginning is so pompous
this is EXACTLY what columbia was like in 1980
who's your guy

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CCSC Constitutional Review Covers Sandbassador, Class Reps

Joe Milholland 1

ccsc
Constitutional Review
I hope you like paragraphs
Light-hearted
sandwich ambassador
Student Leaders Talking About Things
Uuuuugh

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