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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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Housing Reviews 2016: Woodbridge

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does columbia have other 'odd dungeons' besides the woodbridge laundry room? probably. do we want to visit them? no.
housing 2016
if you live here prepare to spend a lot of time at riverside (and/or running into distraught barnard first-years)
sometimes it feels like college itself is an 'uphill windy stroll'
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Bwoglines: Lost, Found, And Corrupted Edition

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being lost in space sounds a lot more relaxing than midterms round two tbh
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microsoft should know by now that anything set free on the internet gets corrupted into a nazi
we hope you find your telescope japan
wow $15 an hour ... if only columbia students on work study got paid that much

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Midnight Baking With Bwog: Rice Krispeeps™

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"the came out PERFECTLY"... just like all of us
*receives a text from mom: HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!*
all of us were created in God's image fam
always accommodate the peeps
baking with bwog
butter burned but WE GON BE ALL RIGHT
bwb
He is risen
Ina
it's not that steep fam
would you pay attention? you're my scribe
WWID

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Housing Reviews 2016: River

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bwog housing reviews
housing 2016
is Lerner a restaurant
made for quiet contemplative river gazing
river sounds like a new club downtown that only sells drinks mixed with silt and recycled water
rolling in the deep [river]
this might be superficial but the lobby is so pretty
you can invite your hook up back to your river for a swim ha ha

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Bucket List: Shoebanging And Sportswriting

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"our man in havana" lol what
ah tbt to the kitchen debates
bucket list
bucketlist
Bwog wonders how much money flows from the Kremlin through the Harriman institute
it seems like there's an event or discussion about the EU every week
nikita was a solid man
nobody will go to the foucault events and it makes me sad
probably a lot of freaking money
simpler times and simpler men
so much russia

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Fear And Loathing In John Jay Medical Services

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am not dead yet so
can we explain in any more detail why john jay is horrible
first experience with actual healthcare system
fuck john jay
how does Columbia allow stuff like this to happen?
John Jay blows
John Jay has only one redeeming quality—JJs
seriously John Jay is the worst
this all actually happened more or less

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Housing Reviews 2016: Schapiro

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ay slim thick withco cute shaft
damn schapiro
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Housing Reviews 2016
jimmy choos
schapiro baby daddy
schapiro's gym will keep u slim thick
schapirOOO
schaprio will always treat you right
schaprio won't hurt you
schaprio won't play you
schapriollin with the homies
schapriWOAH
summer '16

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Easter Sunday Meeting Announcement!

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bwog meeting tonight
easter
easter bunnies are scary
get up to date on your religious holidays @bwog
meeting announcement
nah it's just easter bunnies
or are all bunnies scary
those costumes are creepy
why though

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